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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a small > > > >Central American country. > > > > > > > >Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order > > > >to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls > > > >into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion. > > > > > > > >Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is > > > >reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order > > > >to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tsunami!" Again the squad falls apart and > > > >Al slips over the wall. > > > > > > > >The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is > > > >thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop > > > >over the wall." As the firing squad reassembles and the rifles rise in > > > >his direction, that famous smirk comes over his face and he yells, > > > >"Fire!"
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