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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 11:47 AM
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Voted Best Joke in England 2006
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:23 PM
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1. That was a good one
:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:25 PM
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2. Okay, buddy:
:spank: :spank: :spank:
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:27 PM
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3. nonononononoononono
a brazillion times NO
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:27 PM
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4. LOL
:rofl:
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:27 PM
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5. Who knows
the one where Dumbya tells Queen Elizabeth that he wishes the USA was a kingdom?

I can't tell it right, and now it's more appropriate than ever before...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:35 PM
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6. Was anyone else expecting just a picture of Tony Blair?
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-02-06 12:39 PM
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7. Beautifully done!
:toast:
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