What should I do while the poly on my table dries?

[GOPisEvil]

I've got about an hour and a half.

Suggestions?

[SOteric]

1. Post to DU,

Play computer games, chat with your friends on the phone...stuff. :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Ahh...I'm doing that now.

I've just consumed some chips and salsa, I'm watching "The Blues Brother" and posting to DU.

:hi:

[SOteric]

4. Which Blues Brothers?

[GOPisEvil]

6. The movie version. It's on American Movie Classics now.

Unfortunately, there are commercials. x(

[democracyindanger]

3. Slowly count to 5,400.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Strip yourself down to nakedness, and lie on the table

until the poly cures.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Kinky!

But no.

I plan on spraying the poly all over me later. Then I'm going to go sliding on the carpet.

[djeseru]

13. ...

:rofl:

[GalleryGod]

7. Hang out wit deez guys !

[GOPisEvil]

12. Bada bing!

[trof]

8. Put a TV set in front of the table.

Turn on the SOTU speech.
The hot air will dry it twice as fast.
Honest.

Oh...leave the room.
;-)

[GOPisEvil]

11. Where is Richardo's 'rimshot' smiley when I need him?

Thankfully, the table is out in the garage. I could run a cable and the spare TV out there...

[u4ic]

10. Turn it into reality tv

Add some commentary, and sell it for millions.

Couldn't be worse than the crap out there, right? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Well...I do need to apply another coat of poly...

:think:

[Richard Steele]

15. Leave the room for 24 hours!

Seriously, polyurethane is the Devil's topcoat!
DO NOT believe that 'hour-and-a-half" stuff!

Lock the door, pray outside it, and don't go back in until
WAAAY past when it is supposed to be dry!

[GOPisEvil]

16. The table is safely sequestered in the garage.

[FuzzySlippers]

17. I would watch it dry.

Of course, I also like to watch grass grow. I'm easily entertained since my lobotomy.

[GOPisEvil]

18. How's voting republican working out for ya?

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

20. Good! It's nice to be on the winning side for a change.

:D

[yvr girl]

19. You could send out steamy PMs to

select DUers.

[GOPisEvil]

21. I prefer to be steamy in public.

[yvr girl]

23. That's kinky

Make sure you put a warning on those threads. Think of the kids.

[Shine]

22. come over and fold my laundry

i've got about 8 load's worth. whadya say, buddy? :D

[GOPisEvil]

24. Hmmmm...let me think about it.

No.

I have my own laundry to do later this week.

[GOPisEvil]

25. OK - time for coat number two!

Cover me!