Would a fish eat Angelina Jolie if she were a vegetarian?

[NNadir]

I was feeling very poorly today when this important and interesting question entered my mind.

Fish:



Angelina Jolie:

[El Fuego]

1. There is a remarkable resemblance between her and the fish

So if either ate the other, it might be cannibalism.

(On a related note, her ex Billy Bob Thornton compared her to a cold fish. So it all ties in.)

[NNadir]

2. But what would it be if they both ate Tom Cruise?

[El Fuego]

6. Scientologists.

:crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

3. It depends. Is the fish divorced?

[NNadir]

4. It depends on which fish. Vegetarian fish or Carnivorous fish?

[Misunderestimator]

5. hmm.... how about a snake instead?

[NNadir]

7. Tom Cruise type snake or Xenu type snake?

[Misunderestimator]

8. A figurative snake.

[NNadir]

11. Then the answer is a definitive and authorative, "maybe."

[Wapsie B]

9. No but a fish-eater would.

;-)

[RebelOne]

10. If the fish were a shark, I doubt that it would care whether

she was a vegetarian or carnivore.

[NNadir]

12. The shark would certainly care if she were toting that meat cleaver in the

picture.

I doubt she would have that meat cleaver if she were a vegetarian.