Favorite type of Maury episode

[JVS]

Vote and discuss!

[Deja Q]

1. Maury freakin' rulez!!!

But I'm glad Jenny Jones got cancelled...

I love the paternity test episodes. Not just to find out whose kid is it anyway, but what possible-daddy says on National Television...

[JVS]

2. I love when the guy isn't the father and acts like he won the Super Bowl

Such happiness is a rare sight.

[Kahuna]

9. LOL! I love that part too.

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[corarose]

3. The little kids that have Physical Abnormalities

That have a personality to die for and talent beyone belief.

[corarose]

4. Who's the Daddy episodes. I love when they test the whole town

It's so sad for the child but for some reason it's one of my favorites.

[Kahuna]

5. I love the paternity test results. I'm amazed at how many

women sleep around so much that they can have five or more men tested and still can't find their baby's daddy. Have they ever heard of AIDS? Have they ever heard of birth control?

And, oh yeah. Maury is one fine old dude. :loveya:

[corarose]

6. One woman had 18 diff. men and that is bad

She was the town slut.

[Kahuna]

8. When they say, "look at the ears,"...

You know they're lying and don't know who the daddy is.

[corarose]

12. The ears LOL

How about when it's a mixed baby and they start saying that it is 100% of one race but the whole audience knows the difference and so do the viewers.

[JVS]

13. When people look at infants who have not yet developed facial features...

and claim that they look just like someone. It is so funny

[corarose]

14. How about the baby looking like the Mom for once

My Mom and I were Identical.

[tjdee]

7. How can you not know who the father is?

I'm all unwed mother and stuff, but dang, that's bad. Sleeping with enough guys to not know? Oy!

Though, sometimes the girl hasn't slept with anyone else and the guy is in major denial. That's rough too.

I just watch to be in wonder of how messed up/cruel people can be.

[JVS]

10. kick

This kind of fell in the list because of the dupe poster

[absyntheNsugar]

11. My out of control teen needs BOOT CAMP!!!!!!

AAARGGGH!!!!!!

BTW....does anyone else out there think Dr. Phil is like Maury-lite?

[philosophie_en_rose]

15. Whatevah! Whatevah! I do what I want!

The only bearable Maury Povich was the parody on South Park. Maury Povich exploits children in every possible way.