Screw food, where in America are the best Italians and Germans?

[leftofthedial]

Hmm?

[skygazer]

1. One and a half fine Italians in this household!

Reporting for duty. :patriot:

[leftofthedial]

2. you know why the new italian navy has glass bottomed boats?

so they can see the old italian navy!


buh dum pssht!

[HEyHEY]

3. What's the shortest book in the world?

"Great Victories of the Italian Army"

Badda boom!

[Book Lover]

5. You mean like when we ruled Europe and Asia Minor?

Granted, it was more than a few centuries ago, but face it, that was enough for an eternity.

[HEyHEY]

7. Yeah, just ask Jewish people

[Book Lover]

8. Hey, insult my heritage ,

expect to get something back. All I said was that we have had plenty of military victories; enough to last an eternity. Now we do other things better: cars, food, style, fashion.

[HEyHEY]

9. I'm not insulting your heritage

I'm just trying to banter with ya

[Book Lover]

10. Oh, *humor*

I think that after this workday, my sense of humor got drowned... I'm goign to go and have a little lie-down.

:loveya:

[HEyHEY]

11. Have some vino

[leftofthedial]

16. I'm sorry I started it with the lame navy joke

told to me by one of my best friends, a hardcore Italian

I really love Italian neighborhoods where they exist. Wher I live, in Denver, there is a formerly major Italian part of town, but it is really no longer ITalian. Still a bunch of good restaurants, but it is partly Hispanic, partly artsy, partly yuppified now. We still have a big Italian festival in the summer that is way cool.

I must have been in an Italian mood. I made some killer pasta with pancetta and homemade red sauce for dinner!

What part of the country do you live in?

[leftofthedial]

4. is that three half-italians

or one italian and a half italian

or six quarter italians

??

[JVS]

6. I'm a fine German (mostly)

Grampa had a mixed marriage, she was a Swede. Another Grandparent was half German and half Irish (descended from a Priest who ran off with a laundry girl)

[FarLeftRage]

12. Qui sono!!

Uno degli Italiani che più fini conosciate...

Così, la mia domanda è, dove sono tutte le donne Italiane piacevoli??

[leftofthedial]

17. whoa

I'll have to run that by my sister, who lived in Firenze for a long time.

[FarLeftRage]

20. Translation Here:

Qui sono!! (Here I am!!)

Uno degli Italiani che più fini conosciate... (One of the finest Italians you'll know...)

Così, la mia domanda è, dove sono tutte le donne Italiane piacevoli??

(Therefore, my question is, where are all the Italian nice women?)

[xmas74]

13. I'm part German.

I'm originally from Wisconsin. Lots of Germans there.

[leftofthedial]

18. I'm part German

Family in Iowa, Illinois and Wisconsin

[Deja Q]

14. And I thought this was going to be a another review of "American Pie"

:crazy:

[Maine Mary]

15. Whats a "German?"

It's all screwed up here in Maine. What used to be a "Hoagie" in NJ is an "Italian" up here- Cold sandwich with just ham and cheese but hoagie fixings like vegies and oil.

A "Hoagie" in Maine is a toasted ham and cheese usually w/bacon and whatever else you want on it.

I know nothing about a "German" but I bet it involves sauerkraut. :think:

[leftofthedial]

19. unless it involves red cabbage instead

you're making me hungry! Didn't you see the part where I said "screw food"?