Some men hunt for sport,

[ET Awful]

Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,

Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,

Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.

[flvegan]

1. Even I laughed at this Simpson's episode

Though it's not as far from the truth as I'd like it to be, sadly.

[ET Awful]

2. I agree, but the song cracks me up every time

The whole poodle on my noodle thing and "see this had 'twas my cat"

:rofl: I just always crack up :P

[flvegan]

3. This was the line that really makes me bust out

"Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs"

THAT is comedy.