Will Limpballs be a guest on Ricki?

[Deja Q]

Ricki Lake is asking people with prescription drug abuse problems to call in.

Hey Rush, roll on over to Ricki's show and tell us your sob story!

[Mikimouse]

1. Baaaawwwwwww! I was a fat kid, with a mean personality,

but I was really sensitive and got my widdle feelings hurt all the time, especially by my family who told me that I was a useless pile of excreta and would never amount to anything. But, see, I showed 'em all! I am a big shot and Dick Cheney said that I was a lone voice of sanity during the Clinton years. See, see? I am the all knowing, all seeing, all caring, maharushie. I empathize with all the marginalized people in the world, like those poor CEOs who have to pay so much of their hard earned money to the government to take care of those lazy, shiftless welfare recipients who do nothing to pay their own way; why, I'll bet that there are a buch of them watching this show right now, when they should be pumping gas! So you see, Ricki, I have learned compassion through my experiences as a know-nothing jerk, and have tried to do for others what my parents did to me. I had to have the pills to continue manufacturing my broadcasts because they made me more creative, after all, it isn't easy having to look in the mirror every day, realizing what a terribly difficult job I have in front of me in spreading the truth about the treasonous liberals and left-wingers in the US. I have sacrificed myself for America by allowing the liberals to get to me; that's why I had to have the pills to continue broadcasting. They helped me forget about the death threats coming from the liberals, yes folks, death threats that said that I'd be Vince Fostered, but I stuck it out, at my own risk, for the good of America! (sarcasm off-before I puke at my own post).