Who wants to entertain me?

[RevCheesehead]

I'm too tired to amuse myself.

[trof]

1. I can tap dance.

Tippity-tap-tap-tap-tippy-tappity-tip-tap-tappity-tip-tap-shuffle-tap-tippity-shuffle-tap-tappity-tip-tap.
I can do the soft shoe too, if that's more to your liking.

[RevCheesehead]

2. I usually prefer the tap.

:toast: much better than bottled. :)

But since you're entertaining me, let's see some of that soft shoe!

[trof]

3. scatters sand

shh-shh-shh-shhpa-shhpa-shh-ssshhhpppa-shpa-shpa-scrrrr-shpa-shpa-shhhhhh.
Thenkyew.
<small bow>

[RevCheesehead]

5. now that was delightful!

have you taken lessons before?

[trof]

7. TAKEN lessons? I GIVE them.

[RevCheesehead]

8. Yeah - that's what I meant to ask!

Where is your studio, and do you give lessons? :D

[trof]

13. Two Egg, Alabama

Trof's Terpsichorean Temple, Aluminum Siding, Storm Door, and Airline Company.
Inc. and LLC.

[AKPacker]

4. How about

one...two...three...spin! One...two...three spin.

[RevCheesehead]

6. whoa - slow down!

all this spinning is making me dizzy. :crazy:

[AKPacker]

9. Don't like the Polka?

What is a man to do?

[RevCheesehead]

10. That's a polka?

Hmmm.... I wonder what I've been dancing at all my cousins' weddings, then.

[AKPacker]

11. Good question

Maybe it is one...two...three...spin...drink! :blush: At least that is the way I remember it from my youth

Are they still showing the Polka shows on Sunday mornings?

[RevCheesehead]

18. Don't know.... I'm at work.

:D

[AKPacker]

23. Sorry

I forgot about you working on Sundays...my bad!

[RevCheesehead]

28. around here, the local Catholics have a polka mass

the weekend of Shanty Days (in August). Apparently, it's very popular.

[AKPacker]

31. I do remember that.

Lots of good times at the KOC!

[trof]

14. I like polka. Do you play 5-card stud?

[AKPacker]

16. Of course

Ever play Sheepshead?

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Let me

entertain you

Let me

make you smile

Let me do a few tricks

Some old and then some new tricks

I'm ver-ry ver-sa-tiiiiile

[trof]

15. TAKE IT OFF!!!

Oh baby.

[RevCheesehead]

22. you've changed your appearance again.

Go back to your gender, but keep the long hair, m'kay? :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. But I look *good* in a feather boa

Wassaprollem? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

30. The problem is

that you look better as a woman than I do. :cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. What, you thought that was me?

She's, uh... my cousin.



Yeah, that's it.

[DanCa]

17. You mean comicaly dontcha ? *sigh*

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

24. in any way you choose, Danny.

Be creative - give it a shot! :hug:

[DanCa]

27. cool pm me :D

I ll try anything once :D

[Deja Q]

19. Well, I'm not good at that sort of thing - what would you want me to do?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

25. ummm......what?

I'm sorry - I was busy watching Bender. Did you say something? :D

[Moochy]

20. "Have some fun with the snorks"

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/80sChild/snorks.html <== click here for happy time theme song!

Come along with Snorks. Swim along with Snorks. So much to see waiting for you and me.
Have some fun with the Snorks. Play along with the Snorks. Swim along with the Snorks.
Happy we'll be living under the sea. Come along with the Snorks

If you could breathe underwater where would you go.
If you had friends underwater who would you know.
Come along, Sing along, Swim along too. Yeah.

Come along with the Snorks. Swim along with the Snorks. So much to see waiting for you and me
Swim along with the... Have some fun with the... Come along with the Snorks



on edit this pic is taken from the meeting when they found out they were cancelled. DAMN YOU Brendan Tartakoff!!!

[RevCheesehead]

32. those are mutant smurfs, aren't they?

I've always wanted to blow up a smurf. :nuke:

[Moochy]

33. They are a knock off for sure

Some European comic book was made in the 70's and it's clearly derivative of smurfs. But hey, we wouldnt have Spongebob Squarepants without the pionoeering work of these little mutants..

So.. "Come along with the snorks" (runs off into the sunset gibbering.)

[RevCheesehead]

40. yeah - but they're also the precursors to

the Teletubbies

[Moochy]

41. Ashcroft's new gig as a telelobbyist

he's got his top-hat that marks him as a telelobbyist!

[DanCa]

21. Hey Rev I gotcha .... uhm nose... boogedy boo

*puts hands over eyes and plays hide in seek.*

[RevCheesehead]

34. would you please return it soon?

All this mouth-breathing is making me feel all freeper-y. :scared:

[DanCa]

36. *puts nose back on*

Uhm sorry about that I thought playing with toes would be too creepy. :D Breaks out in a chorus of little Bunny Foo Foo.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. A movie short, perhaps?

If you can get to this site through the link, watch this movie short "Career Suicide".

http://movies.aol.com/short_film_festival

[RevCheesehead]

49. Hey! I liked that!

Nice ending, too! O8)

[Whoa_Nelly]

50. Pretty trippy, eh?

Glad you enjoyed it :)

The other shorts are good, too.

[Miss Marmelstein]

37. I'll do a pole dance for you...

Unless you think it's too risque?

[DanCa]

39. if a responses need a picture :D

A live picture.

[Miss Marmelstein]

42. I'm.....

:blush:

[DanCa]

46. It's okay

:D

[Lady Freedom]

38. Just because you are too tired you want me to entertain you?

Why? I need a better excuse to take time out of my night to make you happy. Give me some "GOOD" reasons.

Edit> PS This should keep you busy for a while!hehe! :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

51. It's purely voluntary.

If you have a busy night ahead, then :toast: have one for me, OK?

Besides, I was really hoping the guys would show up and offer some other *cough* entertainment.

[FuzzySlippers]

43. I just heard the funniest new joke. I bet you haven't heard this one.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

44. You know, I could hear that a brazillion times,

and would still chuckle every time! :D

[FuzzySlippers]

45. Me too!!

:D

[RevCheesehead]

47. That's why I call you "friend."

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

48. Awwwwww......

:hug: