Ahhh winter, the grass is growing, the crickets are chirping....

[aquaman]

"Man, I love global warming. Sure beats that cold stuff. Gives me more time to be outside driving my Hummer off-road." I had some jackass tell me this today, no shit. I walked away. Had to, otherwise I might be in jail now.

[CottonBear]

1. Un-fucking-believable. I'm just sayin'.

Good for you for restraining yourself. It must've been difficult. I have a client who drives a Hummer: his second one. He traded in the first one. :(

[aquaman]

3. I am not a violent man,

But, I had an impulse or two to beat this guys ass. Too bad he was about the size of a large gorilla......well it is Friday so I didn't feel like getting my ass beat.

[LeftyMom]

2. I hope this is satire

was the guy just giving you shit? I hope so. :scared:

[aquaman]

4. No, the jackass was dead serious....

and really does drive a Hummer. He was bitching last week because we had ONE cold morning and went on and on about how cold it was. It was like 38 degrees for God's sake.

[LeftyMom]

5. I do not in any way advocate hummer vandalism

Not one tiny bit. Not even for assholes.





















You don't believe me, do you? ;)

[aquaman]

6. Oh, me either.....

I think that people who commit such dastardly deeds should be sent to prison for life.

[LeftyMom]

7. Now that the supreme court has forbidden the chair, I guess that's okay.

:silly:

[aquaman]

8. Well, even Hummer drivers....

don't deserve the death penalty. Republican Hummer drivers? Well.....I'm undecided.

[LeftyMom]

9. Fundie Republican Hummer drivers?

Get a rope.

[aquaman]

11. I do believe that....

you might go to Hell for saying such things. Bad LeftyMom.

[LeftyMom]

13. but all the good bands play hell

:headbang:

[CottonBear]

10. 38 degrees is cold? Try living in NE GA where we have 38-33 degrees

and COLD rain one week, 60 degree sunny days and 35 degree nights the next week, then 28 degrees and an ice storm or freezing rain the next week.

I take care of my horse and 20 others every week NO MATTER what the fucking weather, 24/7/365. Has this dude been outside in 22 degree fucking freezing and wet/damp GA weather breaking ice out of water troughs that are freezing over every 30 minutes? Has he thrown hay to horses, feed all of them, blanketed all of them then cleaned 5 stalls, filled water buckets and scooped and dumped a huge load of horse poo and not gotten home until almost 9 at night THIS AFTER an entire day at a professional office? FUCK HIM. :grr:

[aquaman]

12. This guy is living in Columbia, SC

The city of Columbia is (as has been scientifically proven) built over Hell and is one of the warmest places in the south east. Hell, when it gets in the 20's he comes in looking like an explorer going on an artic exhibition.