Just back from Cuzco. Don't bother going

[ForrestGump]

Pizzaro totally trashed the place.

And, contrary to what you'd think from his name, he didn't even build one decent pizza place. The pizza at Costco is way better. :grr:

It's Pizzaro World...

[GOPisEvil]

1. Pizarro and the boys had cool hats though.

[ForrestGump]

2. That's true, and, in my book

that counts for a lot. :D

And not everyone can get away with wearing man-Capris like that, you know...

[GOPisEvil]

3. If you do wear man-Capris you'd better be able to kick some ass.

In fact, I suspect the eradication of the Aztecs was started because Moctezuma laughed at the Spanish pants.

[ForrestGump]

4. I think you're right. Nobody expects the Spanish hem position.

It didn't help that the Inca word for "peace" is "puto."

[GOPisEvil]

5. You'd think the chocolate would have saved the Aztecs.

But, I suppose once the Spanish figured out it came from a plant, all leverage was lost.

[ForrestGump]

6. Damned Spaniards. Burning down the Cadbury's plant.

:grr:

Heathens.

[GOPisEvil]

7. But...but...they brought Christianity to the new world...

This makes my head hurt. Ow.

[ForrestGump]

8. oh, that's okay, then.

Pray with me! pray with me as I lay my hands upon your head! Oh, Lawd!...We beseech You in Your infinite power and might to remove the curse of chocolate hangover from the confused mind of this, Your lamb-uh, GOPisEvil-uh! Hear me, oh, Lawd-uh! Heal this sumbitch's head-uh!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

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[ForrestGump]

10. Ixnay!!! I have gone too far! I have installed the

Marlon-Brando-in-Apocalypse-Now module! :o

Stand back!!!

[GOPisEvil]

11. Wow - I thought I was just speaking in tongues.

This is SERIES!!111

[ForrestGump]

12. The horror..the horror...

F***ing tiger!!!!!111 :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Never get out of the boat!!

[ForrestGump]

15. Not unless you were going all the way

No SEX threads!!!!!!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

16. CHARLIE DON'T SURF!

Well, he doesn't.

[ForrestGump]

18. I love the smell of Pizzaro in the morning

Smells like.....anchovies...

[GOPisEvil]

19. I'm just an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[ForrestGump]

20. Here you go. Please, take

him...

Please.



Graduated last in his class at Harvard...and now he's out there, operating without constraint, far beyond the limits of decent, civilized behavior. Prosecute...prosecute with extreme prejuduce...

[GOPisEvil]

21. Renton...shit...I'm still in Renton...

[struggle4progress]

14. You should've dropped by and given Mummy a piece of your mind

[ForrestGump]

17. Dude!

Though I really dislike how these celebrities, these days, are intentionally going for the anorexic look...

And he's way too tanned. I bet his skin is totally shot and all wrinkly...