OK. You're in hell. What's in Satan's media room?

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm thinking, a DVD collection of Adam Sandler's entire ouevre, all seasons of Friends, and Top Gun, tied into a massive 110 inch plasma screen with full THX surround. And Star Wars, Citizen Kane, and Lawrence of Arabia on Beta, tied into a 6" fuzzy black and white TV with a tinny speaker that you have to hold away from you, at a 45 degree angle, and not move, for it to work.

[Shine]

1. Back to back Brady Bunch episodes, on a continuous loop.

Now THAT'S some scary shit....:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Run through a 48000 inch screen!

[Shine]

4. Why stop there? Let's make it a 60000 inch screen

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

3. Kevin Costner movies

Die Hard and however many sequels it puked out.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Sean Hannity's Greatest Shits

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

6. The 700 Club DVD Collection

in a 100,000 disc dvd player!

[Initech]

7. The Collected Works Of Larry The Cable Guy

Plus the complete first season of Blue Collar TV.

[Ptah]

8. All the phone taps of my neighborhood.

Mine included.

Agent Mike is my personal DJ.

And that's why tonight I'd like to dedicate it to every FBI
man in the audience. I know you can't say nothin', you know,
you can't get up and say "Hi!" cause then everybody knows
that you're an FBI man and that's a drag for you and your
friends.

They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't
get up and say nothin' 'cause other wise, you gotta get sent
back to the factory and that's a drag for you and it's an
expense for the government, and that's a drag for you.

[Gold Metal Flake]

9. The video monitor is a 10" 1948 Motorola TV.

The speakers are Sparkomatic. The amps are early transistor Heathkits, with electrolytic coupling caps and driven deep into clipping.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Oh, thank Satan for the clipping!

Sound isn't truly Satanic until there's clipping, especially in the 300-1000 Hz range.

And anything over 8000 Hz should be excessively amplified.

And to make up for the lack of low-end mung, there should be a large guy, one of those guys they used to use to hammer tunnels for railroads, hitting you with a sledgehammer.

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. Oh, baby!

You don't know clipping until you overdrive a vintage Kustom head! That fucker will shave yer head and sever yer seminal vesicles!

As for the bottom, you are certainly correct. They have not yet designed the tuned mini-truck sub cab that could match Mighty John Henry! :rofl:

[swag]

12. David Schwimmer. Naked.

[GOPisEvil]

13. The newest HDTV monitor which can only show American Idol rejects.

[robbedvoter]

14. Action movies.

[Arkham House]

15. Hogan's Heroes--

And he has Bob Crane there to ontroduce them in person...

[u4ic]

16. Survivor