OK. You're in hell. What kind of jobs are available?

[undeterred]

(Besides the night shift at Hell's convenience store in the winter, where you have to work nonstop to keep the floors clean and dry and hope you don't get held up by one of your customers and left in the cooler.):evilfrown:

[Dangerously Amused]

1. DU mod, I expect.

:scared:

[undeterred]

3. they have DU in hell?

Well thats something to look forward to!

[Dangerously Amused]

5. If they do, that's where I want to be!

Just saying that there must be days when a mod's job seems like hell. Trying to keep the peace while dealing with so many personalities and all. I'll bet it gets frustrating.


I respect them. I couldn't do it.

:patriot:

[LeftyMom]

2. Wal-mart cashier

Slaughterhouse worker

[LynneSin]

4. Rush Limbaugh's Ass Wiper

:scared:

[Gold Metal Flake]

10. BTW, Limbaugh's ass...

is inside Henry Ford's ass which is inside Randolph Hearsts ass which is inside Mussolini's ass which is inside Hitler's ass which is inside Bonepart's ass which is inside Torquemada's ass so be sure to wear "grippy" shoes.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

12. I think it would be worse

to sit and have to hear the best of Russ Limbaugh for eternity, At least with his ass you have a constant level of shit that you are around. With his radio program the shit spewing from his mouth various from time to time to bad to severe. I mean just when you get use to bad he kicks it into severe, he calms downs a little it goes down to bad again you get use to it and bam back to severe, you'd always have to be on your feet every second of the day not knowing what the patterns going to be.

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. OK. Everything I posted, plus his ass talks.

160 dB right in your face. While you wash. And you can't die from the spls because you are already dead. And stuff and junk.

[Zookeeper]

6. Jobs requiring me to sit in one place all day....

answering phones, scheduling meetings for some ego-bloated mucky-mucky and supressing the urge to start questioning co-workers about why they think what Corporation X is doing is actually important.

Fortunately, my time in hell was months, rather than years.

[necso]

7. Media types.

The devil is always looking for some sellouts to convince the other inmates that it really isn't hell -- or that the other side is the real problem.

And there are perks.

...You know, just like here and now.

[u4ic]

8. No shortage of lawyers

or dentists :rofl:

[Blue-Jay]

9. Bull Jacker-Offer.

I always thought that jacking off bulls was probably the worst job ever.

[undeterred]

11. I wonder if anyone ever went to career counseling

and was told they'd be good at it. :shrug:

[Ptah]

13. pilot

on a farm.
Take the shit from here and pilot it there.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

14. The Nurse @

Republican Presidental Nursing Home, your on sponge bath duty

:puke:

:puke:

:puke:

:puke:

:puke:

[NMMNG]

16. Personal assistant to Jerry Falwell

:scared:

[Robeson]

17. The Roadie. I could, uh, screen all the the HOT chicks before they...

...get to Satan....:evilgrin:

[Ouabache]

18. Karl Rove's Barber?

I guess it would be hell for him too. A DUer with a blade that close to his throat.

[leatherfeather]

19. Faux reporter.

This is Brit Fume. Hi I am Sean I-need-a-fannity, please. John (Wish it was christmas) Gibson. Bill O'Rightly-where-I-belongly. Ect....

[hickman1937]

20. Shoveling shit over the truth.

First you gotta find the shit. In hell thats easy. Then you gotta find a big shovel. In hell they give them out for free. Then you got to start shoveling the shit over the truth. Thats the hard part. Every time you think you've got it covered, it crawles out and sprouts somewhere else. You just have to keep shoveling forever. Thats hell.

edit for spellcheck that changed crawles to crawlers. I still rule.

[Maine Mary]

21. Telemarkting Boss

Go Team, Go!!! Make my quota!

Actually being responsible for ANYTHING only minimally in one's control would Suck!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Speechwriter for *

Imagine having your carefully chosen words shredded like that. :grr: