IT'S ALL CLINTON'S FAULT!!!
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:20 PM
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IT'S ALL CLINTON'S FAULT!!!
Please tell me why it is all Clinton's fault?
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:22 PM
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1. The Clenis™ is behind everything.
The Clenis™ made me do it.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:24 PM
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4. Oh, so he's really Satan?
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:25 PM
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7. No. The Clenis™ made Satan do it too.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:22 PM
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2. The Clenis ordered Jesus' crucifixion
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:24 PM
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3. LOL! Hadn't heard that one yet!
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:30 PM
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15. It was the Clenis who convinced Eve to eat the apple!
That is one powerful organ! :rofl:
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:33 PM
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17. Actually, The Clenis™ chased Eve all over the garden of Eden,
threw up on her fig leaf, and tossed the apple into her mouth to shut her up.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:37 PM
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I love you, Left is Write! :rofl:
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:25 PM
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5. The Clenis™ invaded Poland.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:26 PM
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9. When did he get trademarked?
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:27 PM
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10. When he started licensing merchandise for sale.
The Clenis™ is an opportunist.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:30 PM
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14. Oh, At least he remembered Poland.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:32 PM
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16. Remember, The Clenis™ never forgets.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:36 PM
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:25 PM
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6. I heard that Jack Abramoff is really the Clenis in a trench coat and hat
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:26 PM
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8. That would make him Jack Clenis™off
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:28 PM
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11. It's all starting to make sense now!
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:28 PM
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12. What walks down stairs,
strips interns bare and makes a slithery sound? A thing, a thing, a flesh-colored ying, Everyone knows it's Clenis!
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:29 PM
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13. The Clenis lit a match on the Hindenburg!
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:34 PM
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19. The Clenis™ sank The Lusitania.
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Thu Jan-19-06 10:33 PM
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18. The Clenis is the AntiChrist
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