If life was like the movie heros/heroines...

[Deja Q]

* We'd all be buff and muscle-toned and have big x-rated things.
* None of us would be bald
* We could all swear and get away with it
* The human population would be thrice its size
* You wouldn't notice the obvious product placement signs littered about
* Life would only last ~100 minutes (that's a downer)
* You know the bad guys never win so youcan be lax...
* You can do the impossible and still never get hurt

Feel free to add.