Thread for awkward small talk

[jpgray]

So. You post around here much?

[Beware the Beast Man]

A-yep....

:exhale havily through bottom of lip:

[jpgray]

58. Oh. Sorry. I thought you had left. Um.........

Did you want something?

:yoiks:

[texas1928]

1. Quite a dry stretch of weather we are having.

[Hugin]

2. Hey, nice hat.

I'm new here.

[jpgray]

8. That's not a hat. Uh...

Nice weather we're having.

[Hugin]

15. I saw a bird once.

It was sort of bluish.

[jpgray]

37. That's funny, it doesn't look Bluish

</melbrooks>

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. stammering attempt to answer, resulting ultimately in a non-response

and a quick need for more punch.

[redqueen]

4. My boobs hurt.

Wait... I think I did it wrong.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Not if your intention was

to make me laugh like hell and... uh... something else at the same time.

:rofl:

[redqueen]

26. hehehe

:D

Seriously, though... damn! OWIE OWIE OW

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Well...

Uh...



:blush:



Shit. There's nothing I can say and get away with it.

[sundog]

5. how bout that jpgray

[azmouse]

59. Soooo... did anyone see the game last night?

But I'd only say this during baseball season. It's the only sport I watch.

[skygazer]

6. Sooooooo........

How about them Redskins?

[kmla]

7. Nahhh.

I just came from another discussion board, and I'm not ready for a commitment.

So, how old are you, and how much do you weigh?

[Hugin]

12. A/S/L

Here I show my age and origins online!

[kmla]

19. ?????

A/S/L?

Que?

[Hugin]

23. .

Age/Sex/Location... It was used so much on AOL it's like a social death
sentence to use it anywhere now.

[redqueen]

22. hahahahaha...

did that start with IRC?

[Hugin]

25. *stammer*

No, AOL... :blush:

[redqueen]

31. Ohhhhhhhhh

Ok... well, thanks then... *smiles awkwardly, looks at the floor*

[kmla]

52. So, do you have any brothers or sisters?

*avoids eye contact*

[Midlodemocrat]

9. do you have a recipe for sauerbraten?

[Ryano42]

11. Ummmm...uh...wanna dance ahhhhh oooo

:puke:

(me in highschool!)

[kmla]

17. You threw up in high school?

Hopefully not at the pep rally, though...

[Ryano42]

43. Almost did...

every time I talked to a girl that I was smitten with :blush:

[terrya]

13. I've got a headache

Damn day at work. :grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. HEY, IS THIS THE NAMBLA PARTY?

[jpgray]

24. No, this is the NAMBLA Soirée

AWKwaaaard. :yoiks:

[jpgray]

16. redqueen's boobs hurt

But they have yet to leave a scar on anyone.

[Jara sang]

18. These are really interesting water glasses.

Did they come in a set?

[Hugin]

20. Naw, they were a promotion down at the gas station.

I've broken two.

[jpgray]

21. No, each one came from one of the seven temples of Bethchedruharazeb

More tea?

[Jara sang]

32. We have yoga at the community center on Thurdays.

Isn't it great getting out and meeting new people?

[jpgray]

33. Keep your stretchy mysticisms away from me!

You take sugar?

[Jara sang]

46. The yoga is wonderful but I keep running into that Stevens woman...

From across the street? Her husband drinks too much and they are as loud as all get out. I here they are selling their place. Which is fine with me.

[Hugin]

35. I'm busy Thursdays...

I have a show I watch sometimes.

[Jara sang]

55. You can come to the pancake breakfasts on Saturday morning.

They are surprisingly good. It's not cafeteria style or buffet. They actually take your order and cook the eggs fresh!

[Hugin]

57. I'm allergic to eggs.

I think...

[Jara sang]

61. Then eat the fucking pancakes goddamn it!

;-)

[Hugin]

64. Pancakes have eggs in them...

Don't they?

*scratches head*

[Jara sang]

69. Not all, some do.

[EstimatedProphet]

27. Hey, nice socks!

[jpgray]

28. Fuck the wife

Oh, yes, thanks. They're argyle.

[Misunderestimator]

29. So, um... where did you um... grow up... um.. and stuff?

or did you? :D

[LSK]

30. speaking of small talk - still no Shell Beau?

[jpgray]

36. Are you implying she's short? That's pretty low.

I mean that's small of you... I mean...

[LSK]

40. i dont know, maybe she is???

[Hugin]

39. *throws self prostrate on the floor*

Ahh... You speak of the MASTER!

She wields small talk as Da Vinci used the brush!

[EstimatedProphet]

45. Dude, you might want to pick up your prostate. It's on the floor.

[Hugin]

I was supplicating myself at the name of "The One".

Shhh... Now I must meditate.

[skygazer]

38. Is it hot in here?

Or is it just me?

[Hugin]

42. I could crack a window... If it's okay with you.

[progmom]

41. did you see that one episode of degrassi jr high?

the one where like the girl gets all upset about stuff and well i don't really remember the rest but she was really upset and it made me think sbout stuff and that was really cool and hey...are you gonna eat all that?

[Hugin]

47. Nah, it tastes funny.

[MsAnthropy]

44. Cold enough for ya?

[jpgray]

49. What, the coffee or the soup?

[MsAnthropy]

53. Are you gonna eat that?

[texas1928]

48. How's your momnem?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

50. So, uhm, tell me something about you.

:blush:

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

51. Your kids are stupid and your wife is ugly

[Hugin]

54. That is life.

Pretty much.

[jpgray]

56. Whoo! Lentils.

[LaraMN]

60. Sooo....how 'bout that football game? .... They were sure....

throwin' the ball alot...and.........stuff....
They're really....good at that....

[Hugin]

65. I saw a player in real life once.

Looked the same as on T.V.

[bridgit]

62. eh, not really...you?

[texas1928]

63. I have this rash.

and the cream is not helping.

[Hugin]

66. Try soaking it in brine...

Then, you'll have a pickled rash.

[Dukkha]

67. So...what do you think of this "Music Television"?

no music apparently

[Hugin]

68. It did once...

For awhile. Then they stopped.

Now, I'm not sure what they show.

[ucmike]

70. i know this guy who has a dog.

he's cool...the guy...and the dog. yeah, they're both pretty cool.

[jpgray]

71. Dogs like me cuz I'm crazy sniffable.

[ucmike]

72. yeah. dogs like to smell stuff.

i guess you're just lucky.

[Initech]

73. So. Um... how about that local sports team?