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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:29 PM Original message |
Poll question: What the hell is wrong with this goddamn TV remote? (humor) |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
1. Have you tried changing the batteries? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:34 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Not necessary. I have it wired into the fuse box. |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
3. Other: |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
4. Seriously |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:50 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. can't do most of the stuff manually... |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. Try dropping it on the floor a few times. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. Maybe I should have used a different test object ... |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. It's not the remote's fault that everything on TV sucks... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:11 PM Response to Reply #8 |
14. Right, shouldn't blame the messanger. |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
9. Maybe it dried out |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:11 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. I keep it in the fishtank, so that's not it. |
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ksilvas (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:40 PM Response to Original message |
10. Hamster inside that runs the switch board needs to be fed. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:12 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. um, oops. |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
11. have you tried immersing it in hydrochloric acid? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:13 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Did that! Duh! |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
12. other: it misses its great grandmother, the one with just two buttons |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:14 PM Response to Reply #12 |
18. I miss Gramma Clicker too. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
13. I Just Got A Really Cool New One! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
19. My aunt once got an IUD that made the garage door open |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 03:47 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. um, wow, TMI |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
21. Should not have left it in the room while Ashcroft was singing. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
22. Picking it up and yelling "HELLO" into it... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. It doesn't shave very well either. Left a lot of stubble. |
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