"i always wanted to be a poet

[datasuspect]

so i pursued an english degree. but i felt my poetry was going nowhere. so i went to ITT and got an IT engineering degree.

now even my poetry is getting more personal."





wtf do they mean by that? and the dopey looking ponytail guy sitting amid "action-pose" electronics people. how retarded is that? my poetry is getting more personal? is this result of going to ITT?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. "Are you too dumb for college and too lazy for the military, but

want to call yourself a "computer engineer" anyway, even though all you will learn to do is replace faulty boards and string cable through walls and drop ceilings, and spend your life as lowest rung in the IT totem pole because even the high schooler knows more about computers than you do? Then come to ITT, where we will take your money and convince you that you've earned an education."

[skygazer]

2. You should be writing for their commercials

My lazy, moran, Repuke son-in-law (hangs head in abject shame) is currently taking ITT classes while my daughter supports the family.

I hope she smartens up soon. :(

[datasuspect]

3. that was fucking elegant

you wanna be my publicist?

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Thanks!

I have a low enough (and unfair, I admit) opinion already even of the legitmate "tech" schools; let alone that scam of a fraud.

[khashka]

4. Worst of all

He then reads some of his crappy "personal" poetry!

Shoulda stuck with the English degree, dude, maybe you would have learned how to write.

Khash

[datasuspect]

5. that must be the extended version

they show this goddamn thing all day.

houston daytime broadcast tee vee sucks ass.

[khashka]

6. Yeah

it's all ITT and other fake schools and personal injury lawyers.

Actually the lawyers crack me up : Have you suffered an injury, dismemberment, death? Yeah, I suffered death - will you take my case?

Khash.

The horror never ends.......

[datasuspect]

7. christian ambulance chasers

my fave: starts with a scripture quote and they reconcile ambulance chaser cases with the bible.

"god wants you to sue JB Hunt because the truck ran you off the road."

[khashka]

8. I love that one!

Baby Jeebus says "Sue their butts off!"

Do these people have any clue at all? I've read Scripture - I remember stuff about turning the other cheek but I don't think hiring a lawyer was a big issue in the sermon on the mount.

Khash.