MEN ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

[Skittles]

So I'm working out to a video at home and it's hard to follow the leader's instruction because the cameraman seemingly always has the camera trained on one of the other ladies exercising with her: specifically, her ASS. So I'm screaming HEY ! MOVE THE F***ING CAMERA ! And Tombo, who was on-call last night and trying to nap before we go out tonight, hollers WHAT ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT ?

So I respond, HE'S GOT THE G.D. CAMERA UP THIS WOMAN'S CRACK!!!

So THEN I couldn't see what was going on with the video not only because of the CAMERAMAN'S VOYEURISM but because now TOMBO is between me and the TV, CHECKING IT OUT !!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. x(

[ForrestGump]

1. Reflex reaction!

How could he not rush to the scene?

[patrice]

2. Hey, I asked a programming instructor for some help

recently, and he snapped at me in front of everyone, "That was in your notes." And then sat down with the girl next to me and spoonfed her a print-template function that we had THE SECOND WEEK OF CLASS. Of course, I couldn't help but notice how much younger and prettier she is than I, but I get the last laugh anyway. Men just have no idea how "stupid" those pretty young things think they are. They makes such fools out of themselves over a little T and A, but, unless they have a great deal of money, the girls hold them in contempt behind their backs. It's actually pretty sad.

[Skittles]

3. oh, I dunno, it's the way of the world

I try not to be jealous over "pretty young stupid things" - there's always gonna be younger and prettier - and I can't begrudge a guy checking them out, unless they are extremely overt about it. And hey, we were at home. :D

Besides, I look just as good as those video chicks. NOT! x(

[patrice]

5. I'm not jealous of anyone's youth.

I'm actually aging okay. I'm just frustrated that I didn't get the little bit of help I needed to learn how to write code for multiple arrays with multiple dimensions. I haven't been at all dependent in that class, but just a little bit of assistance at the right moment would have made a big difference in my skills.

[ForrestGump]

8. Sounds like your teacher's just basically a bad teacher

There're too many of them out there and they're possibly the most serious impediment to education that many people will ever face.

And, yeah, if it was the T&A (sorry....you can't tell from my typing, but my Y-chromosome just demanded that at this point I utter a sigh and sit back for a minute in blissful mam memory), then he's also an idiot. In more ways than one.

[ForrestGump]

6. They use special lenses to make them look that way

It's all Hollywood magic!

[colorado_ufo]

7. I've met a lot of young women who were gorgeous AND smart--

but we were all young once, and all of us will glide gracefully, or otherwise, into our senior years (men are not exempt).

Except Cher.

[Demobrat]

4. You are so right.

I don't feel sorry for them though. I feel sorry for the young girls who have to fend off the old creeps. Not all men take rejection well.

[ForrestGump]

9. I take rejection very well

I've had a lot of practice!

[Skittles]

10. KICK

TO PUT IT ABOVE THE WOMEN ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! POLL.

[ForrestGump]

12. Well, that's hardly fair

[MaryBear]

13. I noticed that, too, Forrest.

It is a funny story, though, don't you think? I mean, people need to be able to read a variety of funny posts, not just some by a person who appears to be obsessed by a certaiin female. By kicking it, she did us all a favor, don't you know.

[ForrestGump]

19. Hey!

Everyone's against me!

I knew it'd come to this......

At least I've still got Salma.

[leftist_rebel1569]

15. oh, i'm SO kicking his post now!

:P

[MaryBear]

11. LOL!

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. So, your point is...??

:evilgrin:

I'm so sorry. As a confirmed male sexist pig, I felt it my duty to get one in. Aim and fire at your whim. I promise not to duck until after the first shot is fired....

;-)

[peekaloo]

16. Tee Hee

This is the very reason I had to explain to my sister why her teenage son was "secretly" viewing her workout tapes.

[GOPisEvil]

17. High five for Tombo!!!

ROFL!!!!!!! :D

[THUNDER HANDS]

18. if it's not too much trouble

What's the video?

I need to ...um... work out.

:)