Misunderestimator.

[Beware the Beast Man]

She had hummus for breakfast.

[Misunderestimator]

1. Nice thread.

[asthmaticeog]

3. Uh, excuse me?

Who the fuck are YOU? :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

4. Fuck off.

[asthmaticeog]

5. OK!

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

6. Fine.

:hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. If I recall, she has a tattoo of a wild cat somewhere.

:shrug:

[gmoney]

53. She has it in my Photobucket account

Not sure why she keeps it there... although it is very sexay!

[progmom]

7. She needs to go shopping.

Hummus for breakfast? :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

9. But it's snowing outside.

and hummus is a wonderful breakfast.... I had pita bread too, silly. :eyes:

[progmom]

21. you live like 200 yards away from a grocery store

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

23. you expect me to walk in this shit?

[progmom]

25. i suppose you could ski

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

26. i do have some ski poles... but alas no skis

I suppose I will have cashews for lunch.

[progmom]

29. the ski poles had me fooled

cashews for lunch.

that's just......sad.

next time you go to a grocery store, you might do well do buy something other than dish soap. :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

34. hey... i got baking soda too.

what can i make with that?

[progmom]

48. a less-stinky pantry?

:shrug:

[1gobluedem]

35. You can order lunch from Tios

They deliver.

Welcome to Michigan winters....:-)

[Misunderestimator]

36. Hey thanks!!

I may do that. And thanks for the welcome. :hi: It's enough snow now... very pretty... but it can stop now.

[1gobluedem]

44. Ha ha ha ha ha................!

Maybe in March. Or April. Don't worry; you'll be used to it in no time. And forget about washing your car....

[Misunderestimator]

45. Wash it? I can't even find it!

:D

[1gobluedem]

49. If it's parked on the street...

The snowplow or salt truck will.

[Misunderestimator]

50. Ha! Fortunately, it's in my driveway.

My garage is too full of boxes right now.

[swag]

8. Funny. My DJ's name is "Misunderestimator X"

She scratches the word "good" in the lyrics below from a 12" single of Chic's "Good Times." It's really quite compelling when you hear it in the club. Like smokin' that Love Boat; Makes you want to do stuff.

"Misunderestimator's good
and swag is good
You bring the woodpecker
I'll bring the wood."

It doesn't look like it would scan, but I'm a pretty good MC. As Don Cheadle said in Out of Sight, "my shit always work." Then the robbers entered the house and got their shit blown away.

[Misunderestimator]

10. That was really clever.

:eyes:

[swag]

11. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

I'll tell Misunderestimator X that there's perpetrator out their named Misunderestimator who's biting her handle.

It'll be a big year-long DJ battle to rival Roxanne Shante vs. UTFO's Roxanne.

Misunderestimator X's cutting will turn you into tomato paste. You'll get so mad, you'll say, "Shitgotdamn."

[Misunderestimator]

13. I prefer tomato puree.

[swag]

17. I bet you buy the kind already flavored with garlic and basil.

Very wanky.

Can't you even fuckin' cook?

[Misunderestimator]

19. cooking is for... uh...

no.

fwiw... my hummus was flavored with garlic. :)

[progmom]

20. oh, do finish that sentence

i'm dying to know how it ends. :)

[Misunderestimator]

22. no

or i may starve

[progmom]

32. very very very very smart answer

:D

[swag]

28. That sounds yummy.

Any hint of lemon?

[Misunderestimator]

33. more like a whisper

[Cathyclysmic]

12. I had cereal

[Misunderestimator]

14. Then start your own damn thread.

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. Morning, peanut!

Did you see the cute photo of our children? It should still be on the first page. :*

[Susang]

37. What kind?

:hi:

[sundog]

15. is disassociating herself from me

[Misunderestimator]

18. sundog is dissembling

[sundog]

42. Misunderestimator is projecting

[Misunderestimator]

43. sundog is infecting

[sundog]

46. misunderestimator is trying to get -a- thread -to -flame- before- mine-ing

[Misunderestimator]

47. sundog is deflecting

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I had a taco for breakfast.

[Misunderestimator]

27. soft or hard?

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Soft.

I am a sensualist.

[Misunderestimator]

31. oh, sorry to hear that.

:rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Hard tacos are nasty.

Unnatural. Like they're diseased or something.

[Misunderestimator]

39. oh wait... we were talking about tacos?

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Yes.

Were we talking about anything else, you'd know the answer.

[Misunderestimator]

41. yeah.... i don't remember

[dolo amber]

51. I had humans for breakfast too

Chewy, delicious humans. :9

[Misunderestimator]

52. Soft or hard?

[dolo amber]

54. A little from column A....