I'm drunk so ask me anything

[slinkerwink]

go ahead....I dare you!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. OK..what's your phone number

[Paragon]

4. Hey!

You took my question, dammit.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. WTF..she's drunk..tomorrow she'll forget who she gave her number to!

:evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

13. lol....I'm deaf----don't have a phone number

;-)

[Paragon]

20. I knew you reminded me of someone!

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Have you voted in Will Pitt's poll?

It's the place for you to be. ;)

[slinkerwink]

8. nope----what poll?

[LincolnMcGrath]

3. who

what when where + why

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

5. Ummm, not going to see mom and all the sibs for T-Day?

[Kenneth ken]

6. how was the flight?

[slinkerwink]

10. the flight was horrible!!!!

argh,,,,,,damn hokliday sseason.

[VelmaD]

7. What were you thinking...

when you posted this thread? :eyes: ;-)

[slinkerwink]

12. that I miss a certain someone

'nuff said.

[VelmaD]

14. Aww...

that's sweet. I'm in touch.

So, dish it.

[slinkerwink]

15. nope

:-) it's a total secret.

[VelmaD]

16. You can tell us...

we're all very good at keeping secrets. *bats eyelashes*

[slinkerwink]

nope

:-D She is totally amazing through---very mind-blowing.

[VelmaD]

31. Congratulations honey.

Glad to hear you've found somebody. (Although I'm sure you've got a significant number of your fellow DUers crying in their beer.)

You do realize I'm gonna needle you for details at the San Antonio gathering. :-)

[slinkerwink]

32. lol, all I care is about her....

not other DUers ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

19. Go ahead tell her

I don`t mind :crazy:

[MrSoundAndVision]

9. I've had eight martinis tonight...

I completely support Kucinich, let's starta conversation, which hotel are you staying in? And do you need some company?

[slinkerwink]

18. nope to all of the above

:-D

[NightTrain]

17. Hmm.... You're drunk and I'm horny.

Can I come over tonight? :evilgrin:

[slinkerwink]

21. NOPE

I already have someone.

[NightTrain]

23. Oh, well. It was worth a try.

:hi:

[DS1]

22. If a reportedly decent looking fighting liberal showed up

at Smith College, how likely would he be to meet an intelligent progressive character?

[rudeboy666]

24. what ya drinkin?

n/ t

[Zomby Woof]

25. A question about flight (but not your flight)

A 555-mile, 5-hour plane trip was flown at two speeds. For the first part of the trip, the average speed was 105 mph. Then the tailwind picked up, and the remainder of the trip was flown at an average speed of 115 mph. For how long did the plane fly at each speed?

[VelmaD]

26. I know, I know...

pick me, pick me!

[slinkerwink]

27. goddamnit!

I HATED algebra with a PASSION!!!!!

[Zomby Woof]

28. hehe

Drunken algebra must really suck!! x(

[VelmaD]

29. I got your back.

I do math as a part of my job.

The plane flew for 2 hours at 105 miles per hour and then 3 hours at 115 mph. 2x105=210. 3x115=345. 210+345=555.

[slinkerwink]

30. thank god you figured it out

now I don't feel as drunk, ha.

[JohnKleeb]

33. any remedies for a person who has been down

I can't explain why I haven't been feeling good as of late, I just havent.

[VelmaD]

35. Are you eating right?

Are you eating enough? You are a growing boy after all. :-)

And you're never too young to start taking a good multivitamin.

Jeezus Kleeb, what is it about you that makes me act like a mom? :-)

[JohnKleeb]

36. Yeah I've been eating

I don't know what about me makes you act like a mom Velma.

[VelmaD]

37. I think it's the giant Kucinich head...

I know, I know. You don't look a thing like Dennis. :-) But that's how I see you in my head and there's just something about that man that makes you wanta take him home and feed him. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

38. lol, everyone brings that up now

Well I am still feeling those same feelings I mentioned. Sigh I think I am depressed :(. :shrug: I could go for a bbq rib right about now.

[VelmaD]

39. Mmm...bbq ribs

*smacks Kleeb upside the head for making me wanta bust my diet* :-)

[JohnKleeb]

40. *Screams like a little girl* ow!

[VelmaD]

41. Hee...

good to see you've still got a sense of humor even if you don't feel good.

So, tell us what's bumming you out. Maybe we can help, maybe not, but at least we can listen.

[JohnKleeb]

42. I can't explain,

I dont know. :shrug:

[VelmaD]

44. It's ok...

I know teenagers don't like to hear "back when I was a teenager" stories. But if it makes you feel any better I can remember spending long stretches of my teen years unhappy without really knowing why. I think it's a curse for kids who actually care about the world around them.

[JohnKleeb]

45. I wish I could see what the problem is but I can't

Thanks Velma though for trying to cheer me up, do you think maybe I could start a thread or something.

[VelmaD]

46. To quote Will Pitt...

Start a thread about it. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

47. heh I probably will

:)

[VelmaD]

48. Good...

let your fellow DUers try to cheer you up and tell you their own teenage horror stories. Of course, ignore the inevitable idiots who will be mean to you - I'll KICK THEIR ASSES! - oops channeled Skittles there for a second.

[JohnKleeb]

49. lol how did skittles get in you

Ok I am gonna call it something like
Help this poor SOB out or I am down.

[theorist]

34. Tomorrow is my birthday.

What's the best birthday present you've ever received?

(Brutal honesty expected.)

[slinkerwink]

50. ummmm......

a snowboard.

[leftist_rebel1569]

43. Now that i'm in the mood...

what do you think I should drink? :)

[slinkerwink]

51. how the hell did it get 51 replies?

;-)

[binaryline]

52. Maybe because...

you're awesome? ;-) Just a thought...

[slinkerwink]

53. awww, you're so sweet

;-)

[RetroLounge]

54. It's now Thursday Morning

are you still drunk?

How's the hangover?

[toddzilla]

55. are you really deaf?

my brother is, you have excellent english skills. do you sign?

[slinkerwink]

56. No, I don't sign

I speak orally and I have a cochlear implant---does your brother have an implant?

[toddzilla]

57. nope, he's not really a good candidate

he's been signing since about 6 or so.. the whole family signs, although i'm rusty because he's turned into a bit of an asshole lately and i'm sick of him so i avoid talking with him.