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Edited on Wed Nov-26-03 10:50 PM by NightTrain
It happened at the driving job I had in 1998 (not the same one I have now). One of the other drivers was this 40-year-old guy named Bob, a total freeper geek. Read the "New York Post," spent his time on the road tuned into right-wing talk radio.... You know the type!
Now, as you may recall, 1998 was the year of all Monica Lewinsky, all the time. And Bob had this annoying habit of getting in the face of anyone who didn't immediately tell him to fuck off and start voicing his Limbaugh-inspired political and social opinions.
One night, he came up to me one night and said, "Looks like the Senate's finally going to impeach Clinton. I hope they nail him!"
I looked Bob in the face and replied, "You are such an asshole."
His jaw pretty much hit the floor. "What do you mean?"
"I mean, our elected representatives should concentrate on the important work of running this country and let two consenting adults do whatever the fuck they want."
"But it was in Oval Office!"
"I don't give a fuck if they did it on the goddamned subway and charged people admission to watch. Clinton and Lewinsky are legal adults who had every right to sleep with each other if they chose to. End of story!"
"Well," Bob stammered, "Clinton's an idiot; he should learn to keep it in his pants."
To which I retorted, "Well, that's easy to say when no woman will come within 20 feet of you!"
The wounded-dog look on Bob's dorky face almost made me feel sorry for him. Almost.
He avoided me after that! :thumbsup:
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