If you were to be a household item, which would you choose to be?
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:42 PM
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Poll question: If you were to be a household item, which would you choose to be?
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:44 PM
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1. Vacuum cleaner. Easy choice - they're evil, I'm evil. Besides, I think
it would be too crowded to read if I were a bookshelf.
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:47 PM
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6. You do realize that vacuum cleaners are obligated to suck...
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:50 PM
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7. Good point. I'll introduce you to my cousin the street sweeper, he keeps
his mind in the gutter too! :)
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:50 PM
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9. Well, I'd put the gutter over the clouds any day of the week!
At least the gutter is down to earth! :rofl:
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:53 PM
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11. touche (just kinda imagine that I actually put an accent there)
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:45 PM
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2. no other... I wanted to be a dryer....
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:46 PM
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3. Refridgerator, cuz it's the COOLEST!
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Call Me Wesley
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:47 PM
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I'm bright. Just sayin'. :rofl:
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:50 PM
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Top of the food chain, bay-bee!
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:07 PM
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17. I was hoping for a Dust Bunny option, but that wasn't to be
Edited on Sun Jan-15-06 06:07 PM by qnr
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:52 PM
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10. Isn't a vibrator considered a household item?
It's an item, and it's usually found in households. :shrug: That's a job I wouldn't mind havin'. :hide:
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Sun Jan-15-06 05:56 PM
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12. You WOULD think that one up!
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:03 PM
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13. Merely as a service to all the Naughty Girls
I have only the most noble philanthropic motives, I assure you. O8)
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:06 PM
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:spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:05 PM
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14. You'd really want to be a big plastic dick?! Worse, just try imagining
every place that thing gets put... and if it gets cleaned or not, I think I'll pass... :rofl:
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:07 PM
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:06 PM
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It goes through the fire. Stays hard for years. Can take a load of abuse and still be functional. Not pretty but gets the job done.
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:15 PM
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19. At least dustmites run FREE
As a dustmite, I could rise above the mundane proletarian enslavement of the other household denizens.
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:23 PM
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20. Well, given those choices, mine would be LAMP, obviously.
:) ...this little light of mine, I'm gonna let it SHINE!
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Sun Jan-15-06 06:28 PM
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It's the illumination factor.
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