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I found this on another forum posted by a friend...don't know if it's original with him or not...but it is funny:
FYI From The Center for Disease Control:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the previous four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected indivuals include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianicovertones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease orginated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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