Any Patton Oswalt fans out there?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[djeseru]

1. The Comedians of Comedy...

...was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in years. The Atlantic City episode (ie: see above photo) had me laughing the hardest.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. You must - MUST - see or hear Feelin' Kinda Patton

he is insane and not for the faint of heart

[djeseru]

5. I bought that when it was first released...

...with several sections committed to memory. When I first heard him, I laughed so hard I thought I would need oxygen: Carvel Ice Cream store ads and the William Alexander painting lessons. :thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Oh wow - I might need to borrow that from you.

:D

[djeseru]

7. I'd highly recommend borrowing it.

I'll bring it by in the morning...

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

8. You rule!

When we go to Threadgill's I'll buy you some pie. :9

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

10. I laughed so hard when I listened to it at the studio with my headphones

people thought I'd lost my mind!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. The human rectum is almost nightmarishly elastic

I had 4 Rubik's cubes jammed up there, on a bet with Brian Dennehy, when a heroin crazed Rodney Allen Rippy burst into my trailer and punched me right in the solar plexis. I shat out all 4 cubes and damned if they didn't emerge solved.

But that's nothing like the Hail Mary plays you're going to see on ESPN every Sunday!

ESPN, PACKERS VS. STEELERS!! CATCH IT!!

Shove 'em up there again Dennehy, I'll try to just solve the reds!

[djeseru]

13. .

:rofl:

The best part of the bit! Just to hear to vocal inflections and nasal tone: "Rodney Allen Rippy..."

I loved Dr. Pepper too...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. "like a sweaty stack of pancakes"

[Moochy]

36. You wouldnt give a cripple crab a crutch zzzzzz

[GOPisEvil]

2. I saw his most recent special on Comedy Central.

There was some funny stuff in there.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. It is impossible for him to be appreciated on television

He is insanely profane and horrifically funny

[eyepaddle]

11. IMHO he's the funniest thing out right

now.

I wanna be a radio morning show host and try to get him to crow-bar parts of his routine in to the interview! :evilgrin:

(check his website for that last statement!)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. His Alvin & the Chipmunks bit made me weep

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. crotch kick!

[Beware the Beast Man]

16. America: the retarded trust fund kid.

:rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. We went there because...hold on..because....

[Richard Steele]

17. Big fan here! He's seriously funny!

He's the reason I stopped picking fights with the midgets:
I wasn't aware of the dangers involved!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. If you hit a midget on the head with a stick he turns into 40 gold coins!

[Richard Steele]

26. "But if you LOSE a fight with a midget, you become one."

So there went my lucrative 'midget hitting' operation;
I didn't want to take that risk.

His depiction of the Apocalypse...man, that cracks me up!

"...There were giant volcanos spewing menstrual blood into the sky,
where it became the head of Avril Lavigne reciting the script to Good Will Hunting..."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Indeed - that was the first time I ever spit hot coffee out my sinuses

I both love and hate him for that

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. did I mention Stella D'Oro Breakfast Treats?

"Maybe if you learned how to fuck me, I wouldn't be down here gnawing on this like like it was the paper boy's dick!"

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. "your twat smells like a baby's coffin"

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Snacktime, anytime.

:rofl:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. "You know - maybe if you learned to eat some pussy I wouldn't be down

here trying get a sugar-high off this fucking thing!"

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Tom Wopat loved the 3 F's:

Food, Fun & Fisting!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. We took

out on my cigarette boat, Memorial Day Weekend 1978, and I swear to you over those sweet savage 72 hours he turned that poor man into his own personal finger puppet.

His screams of agony alerted the Coast Guard and I pointed the prow of that fiberglass beauty out into international waters.

But that's nothing like the defensive plays you're gonna see on ESPN every Sunday.


ESPN Jets vs Colts - CATCH IT!!!!!


Quit your belly achin' Buck Rogers - it's just a diver's watch!

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. The Bolivian Woman with Night Terrors KICK!!

:kick:

EL DIABLO!!!!! :evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. I see you're on the winning team!

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. My apartment bldg. doesn't have the creepy gay guy

who smells like Lipton Soup mix.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. But you do have a Japanese Ska band that plays 70s BTO covers all day

"taking care of business"

[Beware the Beast Man]

33. We need to start a Japanese Ska Band like that.

:thumbsup:

[JVS]

30. funny dude

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. I could see you diggin' Patton.

[Richard Steele]

35. "If you enjoyed any 'Heavy Metal' videos in the '80s...you're GAY now!"

Y'all got me in a VERY Patton mood last night;
I been listening to my old Patton all day now.

So KICK, I say, KICK!