Can We Have a Toast for Slobs!

[leftyladyfrommo]

I think we need to be appreciated.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Here's to slobs!

:toast:

[billyskank]

2. Shit, I spilled my drink

can I just raise my shirt in the air instead?

[leftyladyfrommo]

6. Too funny.

[scarlet_owl]

3. I think so too.

Slobs of the world, unite!

[leftyladyfrommo]

4. We are way too underappreciated.

If it weren't for us there wouldn't be anything for neat freaks to do.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. I will if I can find a clean glass

[leftyladyfrommo]

8. I don't even have dishes.

I got mad one night when I looked at the sink and then just threw them all in the trash. Same with the silverware.

I absolutely can't stand to put my hands in dirty water. No way.

[EstimatedProphet]

12. The best slobs come from Missouri!

EstimatedProphet: B.S. 1990 University of Missouri-Columbia

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Hooray!

:toast:

[leftyladyfrommo]

9. Cluttered Life - Spotless Mind

Here is to all of our spotless minds.

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. Clutter is a sign of brilliance.

We don't need no stinking organizational system to know where things are. :)

[DS1]

10. Well, the cleanest thing I've got for a glass right now is an empty

toilet paper tube, I'll hold the bottom shut with the palm of my hand - someone else will have to pour for me.

Unless you just wanna give me a bottle of my own.

[evlbstrd]

13. Hip hip *smash*

oh, crap.

[undeterred]

14. ...to all of us

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: