Things we'd never hear a particular DUer say:

[MrScorpio]

SeattleGirl: "Sorry, no spanking today... I'm not in the mood."

Rabrrrrr: "Dude, just chill."

RevCheeseHead: "I swear, that Favre is going straight to hell. And I wouldn't mind sending him there myself."

CaliforniaPeggy: "If I EVER have to call any more of you fuckers 'Dear' again, I think that I'll just go ahead and barf."

GoddessOfGuinness: "Just make mine a Bud Light."

[Radical Activist]

1. madfloridian: Howard Dean is a sell-out!

[FuzzySlippers]

2. MrScorpio:

"I'm a married man! I can't flirt with other women!"

:D

[UrbScotty]

3. JohnKleeb (or anyone from VA): "I love George Allen"

Anyone from Michigan: "Engler/DeVos 2008!"

[NashVegas]

John Kleeb: "How Do I Look In My New Speedo?"

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

4. MrScorpio-"I do this radio show, but you probably wouldn't like it."

Heidi: "Just go to bed."
ETAwful: "I have the ugliest cat in the world."

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. LynneSin: Thanks to MrsGrumpy, I have seen the light, and will now

commence to embracing all things Packer. :hi:

[hfojvt]

8. also, "I am sick of Led Zeppelin

Def Leppard rulz"

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. ...and Buster Keaton is THE master of physical comedy....

:hi: :rofl:

[hfojvt]

6. Mr. Scorpio - and up next

Tony Orlando and Dawn

or what would be more appropriate?

[Capn Sunshine]

16. up next- a polka set with Frankie Yankevich and the Yanks

[SeattleGirl]

32. "Up next: A tribute to Lawrence Welk!"

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

7. Hmm, lets see

LaraMN: "I really hate boots."

LionessPriyanka: "Sorry, I am too shy to post a picture."

Sundog: "Untie me and let me go home."

RevCheesehead: "Go Bears!"

ZombieWoof: "Make your own damn coffee!"

RL

[RevCheesehead]

46. Let's wait and see how the NFC playoffs go, OK?

I'd hate to have to hold myself to your expectations. :loveya:

[billyskank]

10. Shell Beau:

"Could we please just be SERIOUS for half an hour, is that too much to ask??"

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. .

:spray: Good one.

[Call Me Wesley]

12. Some:

Oeditpus Rex: "What's a monty python?"

LSK: "What joke?"

Crazy Guggenheim: "My main answer is in the message box. Be aware it's at least 2 pages long!"

Floogeldy: "Your post made me cry. I love you and how you make fun of ugly people/celebrities!"

RetroLounge: "One more from Herman Hesse!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

52. What's that suppose to mean? Turd.........

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[DS1]

13. DS1: "Things we'd never hear a particular DUer say:"

:P

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Zing!

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Temporary Sockpuppet: "I'm Will Pitt."

[DS1]

17. RKZ "I'm in love with Permanent StinkGlove"

Hey, gloves are puppets with enough imagination and aromatic bungjuice

[RandomKoolzip]

20. And they fit comfortably inside a mule's lower intestine!

DS1: "I just....really really.....need a hug right now, guys. :cry: They cancelled Hope and Gloria AND Caroline in the City!"

[VolcanoJen]

29. ROFL

Thanks for making me choke on my cold cup of coffee!

[uppityperson]

36. Has that been cleared up yet?

That is a very odd thing.

[name not needed]

50. RandomKoolZip: ZOMG PETE WENTZ IS SOOO HOTT!!!2

[billyskank]

18. Matcom:

"Just use Firefox, and all your problems will go away!"

[ZombieNixon]

23. billyskank:

Fuck you all, I'm staying up all night!

[billyskank]

25. :)

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

19. The Magistrate:

"Just what in the FUCK are you talking about, dipshit? Why don't you go piss up a fucking flagpole, you little shitbag."


ChavezSpeakstheTruth: "Looking MIGHTY good, Gil Gerard!"

[MrScorpio]

21. Me:

"Whoa, Buddy. Go easy on that there troll, will ya? Let's hear him out."

[johnnie]

22. A few

XNASA: "Clapton is God"

Misunderestimator: "Man, that broad is whacked".

ForrestGump: "Elvis was a no-talent hack"

EstimatedProphet: "Screw cooking at home, I'm going to Micky Dee's for some *real* food".

Texasgal: "Go Sooners!"

ChavezSpeakstheTruth: "Kenny G. makes Coltrane look like a kazoo player".

LynneSin: "Whooo hooo... I got my Britney Spears tickets!!!"

HEyHEY: "So I walked right up to her and asked her out on a date".

whoisalhedges: "Hey, I bought a spatula". (Long story)

texas1928: "How do you post a link"?

tigereye: "Check it out, I just got my Yanni boxed set"!

[EstimatedProphet]

39. johnnie-"Let's polka!"

[antigone382]

70. ForrestGump:

"Meh, Salma Hayek is OK-looking, I guess."

Zombywoof: "Lynyrd Skynyrd was nothing but a bunch of no-talent rednecks!"

Skinner: "Man, you lounge lizards really need to liven things up...maybe you should post a few copycats--or a sex thread might do the trick!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. KitchenWitch:

"No, I will not bounce my boobies! It's unladylike!"

XemaSab: "I just blew five raptor hatchlings right out of their nest."

MissHoneychurch: "Ich bin ein Frankfurter."

ForrestGump: "You guys don't wanna hear me sing, do ya?"

LeftyMom: "Love beef. Hate beefcake."

Jamastiene: "Joan Jett? Fucking amateur."

BuffieTheFundieSlayer: "I'd like to leave this literature with you. It talks about the evils of naughty smilies. God bless."

CallMeWesley: "This stupid bitch I'm married to..."

Heidi: "FUCK you fucking loser Nighthawks! Go to bed, for chrissakes!"

[LeftyMom]

48. .

:blush:

[Heidi]

51. No, you'd never hear CMW say that . . .

but you might hear him refer to me as "my future ex-wife, Heidi." :rofl: :spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

54. THERE'S HOPE!!!

:woohoo: :bounce:

[VolcanoJen]

ZombyWoof:

"Ken Griffey Jr. is my all-time favorite baseball player! When he goes in the Hall of Fame, I'm driving three days to Cooperstown just so I can be close to his greatness!"

[Zomby Woof]

27. *snarf*

To think I did see his Major League debut at the Kingdome, nearly 17 years ago... *creak*

VolcanoJen: "Ohio sucks ass! Zomby is right, my state AND my teams are LOSERS! I wish the Reds would move to Montreal!" :D

[VolcanoJen]

28. lmfao

You got me but good.

[VolcanoJen]

57. WTG SEAHAWKS

I hope we can at least agree on that. Woot!!

[Zomby Woof]

69. We can!

I made a lot of money off of their fans when I lived there. :D

Time now for their fans to cash in for a change! :toast:

[billyskank]

26. HypnoToad:

"My god, look at that cheap-ass explosion effect! This show sucks ass!"

[Left Is Write]

30. A few...

ronnykmarshall: "Woohoo! I just got named president of the Tom Cruise Fan Club!"

RetroLounge: "Poetry? It's all crap! Who needs it?"

HypnoToad: "...and so I asked all THREE guys to dance, and the next thing you know, we were swinging from the disco ball and tossing back double martinis!"

Bertha: "You know, I'm sick and tired of these cats. I'm gonna turn them loose."

MrsGrumpy: "I don't know WHAT I've been thinking all these years, but the Packers? PACKERS? Crazy. I'm rooting for the Vikings from now on."

KitchenWitch: "You know, Pawlenty's not that bad. We should re-elect him."

Rabrrrrrr: "I am SO excited about Brangelina's new baby! I can't wait to read all the details every week in my favorite magazines, like Star and In Touch."

newyawker99: "You know what? Screw these milestones, birthdays and newbies! I don't care anymore. Keep track yourselves, you cretins!"

BigMcLargeHuge: "Sex thread? Eh. Let 'em at it."

[Rabrrrrrr]

47. Oh, yeah, I would totally NOT say that

I would use the phrase "such as" and not "like".

[Moochy]

58. oops

delete oops wrong post

[newyawker99]

67. LMAO!!!

newyawker99: "You know what? Screw these milestones, birthdays and newbies! I don't care anymore. Keep track yourselves, you cretins!"


:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

31. merh:

"I love a good windstorm!"

matcom: "Go Seahawks!!!"

Lionesspriyanka: "I hate attention whores!"

KitchenWitch: "People who start sex threads should be banned!"

CaliforniaPeggy: "Sex? At MY age?"

southlandshari: "I hate moon pies!"

[billyskank]

35. Hi SG!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

37. darlin' billy!!!

:hi:

[Texasgal]

33. GopisEvil

" I love the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!" :P

[GOPisEvil]

38. I do love Texas Longhorns...

...porterhouse...ribeye...new york strip...filet mignon...flank steak...

YUMMY! :P

[jobycom]

34. SouthlandShari: Locking. No sex threads.

GOPisEvil: Actually, I think orange is a lovely color to paint a house.

[billyskank]

40. newyawker99:

"STFU, n00b!"

[SeattleGirl]

41. ROFL!

:spray:

[GOPisEvil]

42. !

:spray:

[Call Me Wesley]

43. LOL!

Good one!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

44. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[newyawker99]

68. Hi Billy!

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

45. Matcom:

"I hate the Skins, and I want no more sexual allusions here!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Actually, I say that a lot

Apart from the ranting here, which is a wonderful outlet for all the things I can't say or change in real life, I hold to a pretty Taoist "it is what it is, and what will be will be" mindset.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. new_beawr: "Bach sux."

Bertha Katzenengel: "Who posted all these damn cat pictures?"

[KitchenWitch]

55. KitchenWitch: I love the Chicago White Sox and they should

win every World Series!

[leftofthedial]

56. Mr Scorpio:

And now a smoking tune from Kenny G.

[MrScorpio]

60. If you EVER hear me playing Kenny G...

Just fucking shoot me right there

[Moochy]

59. MrBenchley

Benchley: "So I just got this cool collection of essays by Karl Marx!" :evilgrin:

[MrBenchley]

62. Sorry, mooch...I read Marx quite a bit when I was younger.

What you'd never hear Me say is "Geeze, the NRA sure seem like a swell bunch of guys"....

[Nothing Without Hope]

61. RevCheeseHead: "Keith Olbermann is a no-talent jerk. Bill O'Reilly is

my ideal of a TV newscaster, and he's far more attractive too."

(Lightning may strike... :hide:)

[NMMNG]

63. KitchenWitch: "You people need to get serious."

SeattleGirl: "I am offended by the level of naughtiness in the Lounge."

Crazy Guggenheim: "I am swearing off popcorn."

LynneSin: "Green Day sucks."

Forrest Gump: "Salma Hayek is an overrated hack."

[SeattleGirl]

66. _._._

:spray:

[XemaSab]

64. Virtually everyone in the lounge:

Sex should be:

*missionary position only

*exclusively between one man and one woman

*only within the sanctity of marriage

*for the sole purpose of creating children

Just like it says in the Bible!

[Vektor]

65. Vektor: I DON'T wanna make "the beast with two backs" with John Kerry...

You will NEVER hear me utter that phrase.