Can someone please make me smile?

[RevCheesehead]

I need something to lift my spirits.

[Robeson]

1. I thought you were awashed in the spirit.....

....:shrug: ......;-)

[RevCheesehead]

I think my spirit's on vacation.

But it left without telling me. :(

[KitchenWitch]

2. Here is something kind of stupid!

http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html

[XemaSab]

4. Come on, take a chance and do the hampster dance!

:bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

6. I appreciate the effort...

but it didn't even twitch the corners of my mouth. :(

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

:cry:

[RevCheesehead]

12. yup.

that's me.
:cry:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Awww, Rev

I'm sorry you're feeling kind of down. Don't have much, but I would suggest that you get yourself a copy of "Bill Cosby: Himself". His thing on drinking/drugs, and most especially his bit on going to the dentist, makes me laugh until I cry!

[RevCheesehead]

8. That ain't gonna do much for me tonight.

:shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

13. Sorry. But maybe for future laugh needs.

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Wanna see my butt?

It usually gets a laugh out of people.

[SeattleGirl]

7. LOL!

You're such a generous fella!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Not really

It ain't a very big butt.

[RevCheesehead]

10. not particularly.

I've seen enough asses today.

[KitchenWitch]

14. Take 2 episodes of Monty Python and call me in the morning!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

15. I'm gonna take a couple of pills and sleep it off.

This day is shot to hell.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. Hope this gives you a small smile

Sleeping babies...can't get any more peaceful from the inside out than that.





And this is the father of the those babies...when he was a babe

[RevCheesehead]

17. thank you.

I wish i could sleep like that.

[RevCheesehead]

18. Thank you for trying.

I appreciate you all.

:hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. The Safe Sex Dress

[Wetzelbill]

20. I can't... I only come to DU to give out

lollipops and ass-whippin's and as of now I'm all out of lollipops. :)

Maybe I have one left somewhere... I'll see. :)


on an edited note.... I can't type for shit.

[NMMNG]

21. Here is a choir to sing a beautiful song for you

[DainBramaged]

22. Try this

[RetroLounge]

23. Will this help?

RL

[RevCheesehead]

37. Um, .... I love you, but....

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!

Looks like a damned beaver pelt! :rofl:

Those ears, however, look delicious. :9

[Deja Q]

24. This chick can turn on the world with her smile...

Damn, the world's a very horny place...

[Name removed]

25. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[RevCheesehead]

39. You are so very, very evil...

...and that's what I love about you!!! :spray:
:hug:

[wildhorses]

26. I have just the tune:

The little things you say and do
Make me want to be with you
rave on - it's a crazy feeling and
I know it's got me reeling
when you say “I love you” - rave on

The way you dance and hold me tight
the way you kiss and say goodnight
rave on - it's a crazy feeling and
I know it's got me reeling
when you say “I love you” - rave on

Well, rave on - it’s a crazy feeling
and I know - it’s got me reeling
I'm so glad - that you're revealing your love for me
rave on - rave on and tell me
Tell me - not to be lonely
Tell me - you love me only
Rave on to me

[Shine]

27. Sorry you're bummin', Rev.

Just remember:

Who you are is greater than your circumstances. Tap into that essential spark within you and know that life's trials are temporary.....this, too, shall pass.

Hang in there, my sister.
:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. My dear Rev..........

I am so sorry you're not feeling happy.......

I hope that the daylight will bring better feelings for you.....

Remember that we all love you, and revere you.......

And we would give anything to make you smile once again!

Maybe if you contemplate our road trip......maybe that will bring a smile to your lips and to your heart today.....

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Taverner]

29. How about the words of the immortal Robert Lamm?

Children play in the park, they don’t know
I’m alone in the dark, even though
Time and time again I see your face smiling inside

I’m so happy
That you love me
Life is lovely
When you’re near me
Tell me you will stay
Make me smile

Living life is just a game so they say
All the games we used to play fade away
We may now enjoy the dreams we shared so long ago

Oh my darling
Got to have you
Feel the magic
When I hold you
Cry sweet tears of joy
Touch the sky

[merh]

30. Kum Ba Yah

Kum Ba Yah


:pals: :hug: :loveya:

[CanuckAmok]

31. okay...

Shhhhh...

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Hey Rev, I've got just the thing to "lift your spirits."

Fly away from all your earthly worries in the Jesus Balloon.





:7


:thumbsup:




If that doesn't do it, I don't know what will.

[RevCheesehead]

38. I want one of those!!!!!

Can you say "Ascension Day"??? :rofl:

Thanks, DA... that actually brought forth a snort, as well as a chuckle. :)

[Strong Atheist]

33. Rowwwrr? nt.

[RevCheesehead]

40. That works!

Rowwwrrr! :loveya:

[gizmo1979]

34. Quick pull my finger.

Well it used to work on my kid.well 15 years ago.

[LaraMN]

35. I Love You!

AND

From an anti-homosexual rally of some sort, I gather;

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

36. OMG! That is a scream!!

:rofl:

Today is much, much better - thank you!!!! :hug: