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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 06:50 PM
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"Are You Horny Tonight?" Got the Madonna sex book for Christmas.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 06:51 PM
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1. Get out!
;-)
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 06:58 PM
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2. ARE YOU SERIOUS? That is so out of print!
LUCKY! I have the book, "Madonnarama" that's got a really good essay about "SEX".

:bounce:



Lucky.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:24 PM
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3. Just copycatting another, sadly...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:27 PM
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5. Phlblblblthlt!
:P


*daubs HT's cheek gently with lavender-scented cotton hankie*
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:26 PM
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4. The only other person I know that owns the book was a gay guy too
:shrug:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:27 PM
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6. Well, we need pointers and that's where Madonna comes in...
:spray:


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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:29 PM
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8. Madonna has the biggest pointers I've ever seen.
:yoiks:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:33 PM
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10. I am duly impressed with her pointing abilities
:-)
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:01 PM
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11. You said "duly".
LOL :rofl:
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:28 PM
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7. Just tonight?
This is a trick question right? :shrug:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 07:30 PM
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9. So, you're a horny Toad?
I knew it. :evilgrin:
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 08:06 PM
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12. Damn! You beat me to it!
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-08-06 10:32 PM
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13. My favorite photo is the one where she is kneeling over the mirror...
on the floor while feeling around for something that she apparently dropped into her panties.
I don't know if she ever found it. Or even what it was. A ring? Car keys? A stray piece of candy corn? Who knows?
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