penis size

[upi402]

[Rosco T.]

1. Oh that's choice.. I may have to steal that... n/m

[Twist_U_Up]

2. 1/2 is the diffrence between oui and ahhh

[Mutley]

3. Look at Colin Powell...

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[bliss_eternal]

12. Whoa--

:rofl:

[Mutley]

13. Hey!

:o

[ForrestGump]

4. Looks like Colin Powell lies in front of the University of Louisville, and

not just the United Nations.

[swimmernsecretsea]

5. I think I see why Condi's so cranky. nt

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. That's weird. I thought she would of had the biggest.

[swimmernsecretsea]

21. That might be true of the baseballs...

...but not the Louisvillle Slugger. All that pissiness comes from having to compensate.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. Girls lie to make men feel better

They will tell you, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." This may be true but you will get to England a lot faster in an ocean liner than you will in a rowboat!

[upi402]

9. then- it follows -that powell arrives before he comes

to europe.

le no?:shrug:

[LynneSin]

26. Yes but what if your rowboat is going up against the Titanic

Hence the rowboat wins!

[OffWithTheirHeads]

34. Huh?

[Dr.Phool]

8. I thought Condi's would be bigger than that.

[ForrestGump]

10. Hers is detachable

For those special moments with her 'husband.'

He makes her call herself 'Victor.'

[hickman1937]

11. Men with big ones always act like their giving you a gift.

Men with medium will romance you a lot more. Men with medium to small are the ones that need to know you pretty well before they climb into bed with you. My best and longest relationships have been with the later.

[Dangerously Amused]

19. The bigger the dick, the bigger the Dick?

[ForrestGump]

23. Now I'm worried. Are we talking length, or

girth? :D

[Dangerously Amused]

27. Size, and attitude. In that order.

General rule. I've heard there are exceptions though.

[ForrestGump]

32. Mine is tiny

:D

[no name no slogan]

14. Rummy's is no suprise, but Trent Lott's?!?!?

:wtf:

[YOY]

31. Trent is including the sheer size of his balls

A common mistake...

[hyphenate]

15. The one missing from the group

is Mann Coulter. I'd really like to see that one get.....um, measured.

[0007]

16. The Supreme Court sez all rulers have twelve inches



[NMMNG]

18. Ewwww, I did *not* need to see that

Warning labels next time please! :puke:

[swimmernsecretsea]

22. Gah-ross!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Deja Q]

17. I'm not wearing my glasses, but that really DID say that! Unfortunately,

what followed was not just flaccid-inducing, I'm now impotent for life.

[0007]

33. Put you're glasses on and you find the guy's joint that claims

he's a big fan of Long Dong Silver.

[RevCheesehead]

20. Damn - I was hoping this was some kind of pole.

ba-dum-dump.
:evilgrin:

[Strong Atheist]

24. IBTL. nt.

[In_The_Wind]

25. counts

[Rhiannon12866]

28. Well done. Thanks... :D

:rofl:

[Evergreen Emerald]

29. that is hysterical!

Tom Delay is a bigfatliar. And so is Rove!

[nuxvomica]

30. What the hell is Frist pantomiming?

:shrug:

[Rhiannon12866]

35. I'm not sure that we want to know...

:scared:

[El Fuego]

36. As Lili Von Shtupp said, "It's twue! It's twue!"

[supernova]

37. Cute

No wonder these people have to accumulate power. That's all they have going for them.

Personally, I like the big 'uns. ;-)