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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 05:02 PM
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Italian Boy's Confession
ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?

I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi
and I admire that.


But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church
services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and
whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads..
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 05:04 PM
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1. Ooh!
:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 05:36 PM
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2. LOL!
Good one! :rofl:
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