I'm going to deposit funds at the bank and to pick up my mail

[ForrestGump]

Wish me luck, please, brave and valiant DUers.

I shall return.

[FuzzySlippers]

1. If we don't hear from you in 3 days,

should we send out a search party?

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

2. Or the Swedish Bikini Team

:P

[LeftyMom]

5. Shouldn't the bikini team have bikinis on? nt

[ForrestGump]

7. I hid them

Like you're one to talk about taking off breast coverings... :P

[LeftyMom]

8. .

:blush:

[prolesunited]

3. Hurry back

and be sure to post all of the details. :hi:

[ForrestGump]

6. I will

And thank you... :-)

[Call Me Wesley]

4. In fact,

he's going to fund his mail and depo-sit on a bank. I saw him doing it before, believe me. Not pretty ...

[ForrestGump]

9. It was a sexy bank

I couldn't help myself.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Mom!!!!!!!!!! Forrest Gump turns the Lounge

into a Boudoir!

[Dangerously Amused]

10. Good luck, dear.

Oh, and pick up some more whipped cream while you're out.

[ForrestGump]

13. Yes, dear

Strawberries, this time, too?

[matcom]

12. Hugs and Prayers

in this time of need :hug:

[ForrestGump]

14. Thank you

You have no idea how that makes me feel.

I hope.

:hug:

[LSK]

15. i just made it back from doing similar tasks

It was a tough go, but I made it thru with only a few scratches!!

:weekly: :bluebox: :graybox:

[ForrestGump]

16. It's a beautiful day here, with clear, blue skies. And the teller at the

bank looked just like Natalie Portman -- true story.

And I've got mail.

[Dangerously Amused]

17. You got mail?

:bounce:



Open it! Open it! I wanna see!!!

[ForrestGump]

18. You've got male

:D

Let's see. Where did I put that opener thingy?

Hmmm...

Where could it be?

Hmmm....

[Dangerously Amused]

19. It's right there!

:bounce:

You've been holding it in your hand for six hours now!


Open it! Open it!


:7

[ForrestGump]

20. Okay...when did she install the cameras?

I did switch hands after a few hours, you know.... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

23. Yeah, I know.

:bounce:


Open it!!!

[ForrestGump]

25. I'd better open it

But please note my propensity for teasing and dragging things out to the point of distraction. It comes in handy, under different circumstances. :evilgrin:

All right.....dum dee dum dee dum...

Making the first incision...

[ForrestGump]

26. Second incision

It's stopped ticking...

[ForrestGump]

27. Third incision

:o

I'm in...

[ForrestGump]

29. I love the box!

Smells nice, too. :D

Preparing to boing the gold elasticized thingies...

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Boing 'em! Boing em!

:bounce:


Go Forrest go!

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Faster! Faster!

:bounce:

The suspenders are killing me!!!

[ForrestGump]

31. Deeper! Deeper!

Deeper into the packaging I go!

You're wearing garters? Really?

No...must concentrate...must con-cen-trate...

Boinging the gold thingies...

*boing*

Gold thingies are boinged.

Lifting the lid. Feeling very Indiana Jonesish....

[ForrestGump]

33. Green paper

And more wrapping. :D


Hey, I didn't wrap it so it'd take me all night to open! :loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Hurry! Rip it off! Rip it ALL off!

:bounce:

[ForrestGump]

36. I love it when you say that!

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

35. Carefully untaping the white paper...that last layer.

Yep, I'm one of those methodical unwrappers. :D

Perhaps I should have warned you...

[Dangerously Amused]

37. OH GOD STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

39. Uh oh. Forrest? Forrest Gump? ... Honey?

You still there?

[ForrestGump]

42. I'm playing with my Little Elvis

:loveya:

You the best!

[ForrestGump]

41. The teasing is over

Now comes the :hug:

and the

[Dangerously Amused]

44. Yahoooooo!

THIS is the part I'VE been waiting for!

[ForrestGump]

45. Let's really get a grip here

[Dangerously Amused]

46. Yup, that'd be me in the blue hair ribbon.

:7

[ForrestGump]

47. But I'd wear it if you want me to

Not that I secretly want to. But I would if you want me to.

But only if you want me to.

:D



I guess it got knocked off...

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Ooooohhh, tie a sky blue ribbon 'round the big...

...um. Oops.


:blush:

:yoiks:

[ForrestGump]

49. Hey, look, a flag!

:rofl:

Are you going to salute it? :-)

[ForrestGump]

38. Oooohhhhhhhhhhh

:D

Thank you.

This is sooooo...

Thank you.

At the risk of triggering the DU sappy alert system...

:D

I am a VERY happy camper. It's perfect.


:D <-- not a big enough smile on this smiley

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Yaaaay!

:bounce:


I tell Santa he done good!

[ForrestGump]

43. He sure did

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. YOU, sir, are most naughty!

Hmmmmm......I LIKE it!

:blush: :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

22. You don't know the half of it

Well, three-quarters. :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. .............

;)

[LSK]

32. a page 20 rescue???

I just love finding posts that I posted in almost 12 hours ago.