How many of you are sexy?

[ForrestGump]

[Fox Mulder]

1. I'm dead sexy:

[ForrestGump]

2. Possibly, Not so sure about the alive part, though

:scared:

[jpgray]

3. Based on that

Mephistopheles could stand to do a sit-up or two, so to speak.

[ForrestGump]

4. I think that's what he's looking for

in the picture.

[Robeson]

5. I'm too sexy....

....

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[ForrestGump]

6. I'm too sexy for this thread

[In_The_Wind]

7. Gee, I don't know ...

But once or twice I've been told that I am.

[ForrestGump]

8. Make that three times

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Thanks ~ ForrestGump!

It's so nice to be loved even if I am too hot to handle! :rofl:


:hi:

[Robeson]

9. Make it four....

...;-)

[In_The_Wind]

11. Robeson

[Robeson]

15. I am by no means the smiley master/mistress that you are, but....

...may I try to say...:blush: :pals: :loveya: :yourock:

[In_The_Wind]

16. Your thoughts come from the heart Robeson.

That's far more important that the tons of smilies I import onto to DU just to amuse everyone.

The smilies help to avoid some of the embarrassing typos these aging eyes miss sometimes until it's too late to edit them out.

Robeson ~ :yourock:

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I've seen your legs

They're a hell of a good start. :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

13. I'll share ...

A secret with you Oeditpus Rex ~ my legs are just as nice as they always were.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. And you live where?

:loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

18. A long trike ride away ...

I'd guess about 3,000 miles.

[B Calm]

17. I don't feel too sexy.. Should have asked me this when I was 36

[In_The_Wind]

19. B Calm

We've got to work on your attitude.
I'm 57.

[B Calm]

20. My hair is gone, my mid section has grown, I'm too out of shape

to exercise, I'm just a damn mess..

[In_The_Wind]

21. Being sexy is a state of mind.

I wear hearing aides. It's unlikely that I'll ever be a size 9 again.
But I've got two arms to hold someone and my heart is filled with more love to share than ever. So we overlook my extra pounds and the body parts that are on my nightstand to celebrate the small pleasures in life that are free.
B Calm - You're still breathing if you can cut and stack 15 cords of wood. Never mind that you can't see your toes anymore. Give your wife a hug, you may find that she still thinks you feel sexy.

[SeattleGirl]

22. I am so sexy!!!!

Why do you even need to ask????? :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

31. Not YOU. I just sorta ASSUMED that YOU were

I mean, it's a given. :D :hug:

[MrScorpio]

23. I'm tho thexy

What do you think, thailor?

[ForrestGump]

32. You thexy thing, you

I thingd tho.

[Deja Q]

24. Is that Jethro Bodine on the front cover?

I am not sexy. People in bars are freaked out by me. On the internet, I'm not good enough for anybody.

The very few who try usually disappear and I later find them talking about me behind my back.

I don't know why I keep bothering, or even thinking I will find someone. Or if people are worthy to be found; I am just not wanted in your world.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. .............

:hug:

[tjwmason]

26. Based on what I've seen - I beg to differ.

:hug:

[ForrestGump]

33. Hey, don't pin that world on me!

It hasn't always been so keen on me, either. And not just because I look like Jethro.

We gotta keep bothering, though, because one fine day...

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

27. All of us are

[ForrestGump]

34. Even Wolfowitz?

:scared:

[EstimatedProphet]

45. Wolfowitz isn't here, man

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Some days I am......and then, some days

I'm just fat and lumpy, so I'm not!

:cry:

[ForrestGump]

35. All days

:D

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

29. My picture is next to sexy in the dictionary.

Dammit.

:P

[ForrestGump]

36. Man, and here I was thinking it was some other dude

Nope, it's you...



GOPisEvil, California dreaming...

[GOPisEvil]

37. Underneath that shirt are abs of marble!

:D

[ForrestGump]

39. And underneath those pants, is

Well...let's just say that not all of the marble columns were used in the Parthenon...

[GOPisEvil]

41. Those columns had to be based on something.

:D

[ForrestGump]

43. You Greeks

Incorrigible... :P

You're a natural for Columnfornia.

[Shell Beau]

30. It depends on what "sexy" is!

;)

[ForrestGump]

40. Sexy = you

:D

[Shell Beau]

44. .

:blush:


















:hi:

[LaraMN]

38. Well, by definition, we're all sect-sy.

At least by virtue of #1 and #3:


sect Audio pronunciation of "sect" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skt)
n.

1. A group of people forming a distinct unit within a larger group by virtue of certain refinements or distinctions of belief or practice.
2. A religious body, especially one that has separated from a larger denomination.
3. A faction united by common interests or beliefs.

[ForrestGump]

42. But I've seen your picture

And you're so sect-sy that you're in a group all by yourself... :loveya: