I am putting Floogeldy on ignore,

[Heidi]

so that I can gossip about him and he won't have a chance to defend himself. You know, sorta like we've been doing to Angelina Jolie. :evilgrin:

[Floogeldy]

1. I suddenly feel like Tom Cruise.

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Mistress Heidi put him on ignore too?

Double-Secret Permanent Ignore, maybe?

[Heidi]

4. Super-Public Pretend Ignore.

Are you cruisin' for that honor, too? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

5. I bet he is!!!!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I cruise for one thing, and one thing only

Burgers. :9

I must be free
My fake i.d.
Freeeeeees me
Gotta do a few things
To make my life complete
Gotta live my life
Out on the street
The difference between us
Is not very far
Cruising for burgers
In daddy's new car
My phony freedom card
Brings to me
Instantly
Ecstasy

[Heidi]

9. Burgers?

Here's dessert:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. That's the first time anyone's offered me

a Hand Pie.

:cry:

I accept this honor on behalf of all the less-deserving people...

[Heidi]

14. There's more where that came from.

:evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

16. Really????

You are more than deserving, darlin' OR!!!!

[Heidi]

3. I like Tom Cruise.

It's his public health policy that I deplore. :shrug:

[ragin_acadian]

10. been reading Dianetics again?

mmmhmmm?

[EstimatedProphet]

6. So where's the Nighthawks thread?

Come on! Chop chop!

[Heidi]

7. I haven't had time for a Nighthawks thread!

I've been too busy cheating on Call Me Wesley by giving Floogeldy :* smilies and offering SeattleGirl hand-held pie! :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

12. I'm busy waiting for the topless pictures of your twin that

Floogeldy's got. :D

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Does she have boots?

[ForrestGump]

15. I'm guessing a pair

Oh...boots. :blush:

Um, I'd guess a pair. :-)

[Heidi]

17. You're busy typing with one hand.

"Waiting for topless pictures of your twin that Floogeldy's got" is just a euphemism and you know it. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

19. How does she know this stuff?

Is there a camera in my computer? :scared:

[ForrestGump]

21. By the way, your topless twin is

yummy. :D

[Heidi]

22. Good. Now go wash your hands.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

23. Just one more time?

I promise. Pleeeeeeease?

[Heidi]

24. Since there's nothing I can do to stop you,

okay, go ahead. :eyes:

[ForrestGump]

25. Uh-oh...

It's jammed. :-(

Oh well. It was a good night...


*handwash*

[Heidi]

26. It's _jammed_ ?!?!

First time I've heard that one. Beats the heck out of "I've got a headache," though. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

27. Well, technically, it was a misfire

But I didn't think you needed that level of detail. :D

[Heidi]

28. You were right.

I didn't need that level of detail. :blush:

[bliss_eternal]

18. Locking.

Per DU Rules--no one can inform another poster they are being put on ignore.

:P

Just messin' with ya' Heidi! :hug:

[Heidi]

20. Smarty-pants!

Want some pie?

[bliss_eternal]

29. MMmmmm!

Love some, thank you! :loveya:

:hi: