It's "Tell RandomKoolzip To Piss Up a Rope Day!"

[RandomKoolzip]

Send your bilious rancor my way IN THIS THREAD!



NOW, DAMMIT!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Go away ........

:applause:

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Aw!

:hug:

[woofless]

3. BUGGER OFF YOU SILLY GREAT.......

oops, wrong thread.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. RandomKoolzip, go piss up a rope!

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Oh you guys!

you know how to make a girl blush!


But since I'm not a girl, I have no idea how *I* feel. Indifferent, perhaps?

[jpgray]

7. Torpid

It makes you sound both smart and confused.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Strenturgent.

Makes you sound unhinged.

[jpgray]

10. That was needed

I had a "words that make you sound drunk when you say 'em" thread, dammit.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Persnickety.

Drunk AND inbred.

[jpgray]

5. Just know I saw the self-kick in your GBV thread

And I was silently judging you. Hardware is punished.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Oooooooh!

I'd give up two month's paycheck for that single.

And I shamelessly self-kick. Etiquette rules are for lightweights.

[jpgray]

25. I love the performance on that

I should try to track down some live versions. Other stuff of around that general period like Totally Wired or Lie Dream of a Casino Soul sounded awesome with the band as it was then.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. The two drummer line-up (81-83) was my favorite.

They did a version of "Tempo House" that was on that "Speed Trials" comp from '83 that always blew me away. I used to play it on 45 RPM and sample the beats for my lo-fi homemade tape loops back in high school.

[XNASA]

11. "RandomKoolZip.....

You are an irredeemably boring oblivious oaf. And a bastard.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. AND I have the intellectual agility of a small soapdish!

Yay for me! :bounce:

[XNASA]

15. Yes! Yay for you!!!

Yay for all of us!!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

17. And God Bless The United States Marine Corps!

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Enough kowtowing at the altar of GbV!

Move over and let me have a turn!

[RandomKoolzip]

16. I'm sure Pollard won't mind if I cease fellating him for a while.

I'm probably Pollard's sober-est fan, BTW. Anyhow, have you heard the new one by them? it goes like this: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[progmom]

18. ass

check your PM

[RandomKoolzip]

21. hole

Thanks for sending me a Powell Movement.

[underpants]

19. Hey RandomKoolzip

Before you speak why don't you take a moment to consider shutting the f**k up

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

20. Oh yeah? Huh. That's actually some good advice.

Thanks, man!

By the way, could you tell your mom that I forgot my- oh, never mind. Shutting the fuck up now.

[underpants]

22. Hehe

:hi:

:bounce:

[swag]

23. Very wanky thread, puss.

Even by your standards.

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Please leave the lipstick on after I kiss you.

I want the other bitches in Cell Block F to know we've been canoodling.

[HEyHEY]

24. But EVERYDAY is "tell randomkoolzip to piss up a rope day!"

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Nah, just days that end in a "y."

[asthmaticeog]

26. You smell like a prison transport van parked in a nursing home.

Go suck the skidmarks out of thrift-store tighty whities, you worthless fucking diaperload.

[RandomKoolzip]

31. I can tell you're familiar with the taste of swollen choad.

There are visible odor-waves emanating from the jizz-recepticle you call your mouth, you octagenarian-fallating rectal divebomber.

[asthmaticeog]

33. Maybe when you're finished abcess-spelunking with your rice-dick,

you can do something about the pig feces smeared all over your lips? Just a suggestion.

[Jamastiene]

27. Better to piss up a rope than be up shit's creek without a paddle, I guess

so here goes, piss up a rope once for me too. :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. I was once up piss creek without a rope to shit up. I was getting paddled.

So there's that.