Jimmy Jazz Just Called - She Wants To Pose NAKED On My Scooter!!

[matcom]

:D

:bounce:

and she was gonna hand the phone off to LynneSin and Mrs Matcom thought she said "Winston"! :rofl:

hey WINSTON!!! you there?? :rofl:

[usedtobesick]

1. Please post pictures in the Photography Group.... it would be art!

[LynneSin]

9. Art?

Who is Art?

[merh]

2. JJ & LynneSin are together making prank calls

The world will never be the same. :silly:


:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

10. Sounds like they're looking for yer dawg.

Is he with you, or is he, indeed, at Matcom's? :hi:

[LynneSin]

13. Matcom said he would take me for a ride.

I didn't know he had a scooter, though.

[RevCheesehead]

15. I can understand your confus.....

...he said what??

Call me shocked.

[LynneSin]

16. He said he would take me for a ride!

I didn't know anything about a scooter until just now :D

[RevCheesehead]

18. I think he says that to all the ladies...

...and most of the men. ;)

[LynneSin]

20. Damn. I thought it was just me and DS1.

:(

[RevCheesehead]

25. I'm fairly certain that yvr girl is involved

she had him chained to her bed a few weeks ago.

[LynneSin]

28. I love her. Anyone who leaves an assprint on some

pot brownies is okay by me :D

[RevCheesehead]

48. There's a frightening story there, isn't there?

BTW - this is for JJ:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4359054&mesg_id=4507087

[yvr girl]

52. bettyellen decided to put them under the cushion of the chair for

'safekeeping' I ended up sleeping in the chair. We found the brownies in the morning, so I actually slept on pot brownies - could explain the weird dreams.

[RevCheesehead]

54. Ya know, sweetie -

most people just use Preparation H. ;)

You probably could have auctioned off those brownies to the men-folk of DU. Then place bets on whether they'd eat the brownies, or just inhale. :evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

57. There was a good 4 inches of foam between me and the brownies

And I didn't toot on them.

:hi:

[alkaline9]

71. pot brownies?!? *perks up* ...I'll start the bidding :-)

nt

[yvr girl]

53. Well I DID sleep on them too.

:loveya:

[WCGreen]

75. That's what he Calls it... Huh, you just never know...

[merh]

14. Winston is at my feet

I'm not sure who it is MrsMatcom thought they were referring to. :crazy:

Maybe johnnyblitz is correct :silly:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Maybe they want a cigarette?

:shrug:

[merh]

19. No, both are non-smokers

They wouldn't even send me cigs after the storm :-(

I was desparately in need of my nicotine and was told "don't expect cigarettes from me"

I had to make arrangements for them to be brought in from Birmingham, by travelers that passed by where I was camping.

[RevCheesehead]

22. What brand?

That care package/halloween gift/thanksgiving gift/christmas gift package is still being assembled. Honest! I tripped over the stuff just this afternoon!

[merh]

32. aw, thanks Your Cheezieness

I can buy them now - the stores are opened.

I don't expect non-smokers to supply me with my fix, not now any way. :crazy:

Of course, then, there were no stores available and I had to make do with 1/2 a pack for several days. The cartoon I bought before the storm was in my truck that floated away.

[LynneSin]

23. ....

I had to make arrangements for them to be brought in from Birmingham, by travelers that passed by where I was camping

Translation: I sold my body to Satan for a pack of smokes :D

[merh]

26. LOL

DID NOT!!!

x(

[RevCheesehead]

27. As her spiritual advisor, I declare her absolved of sin.

But once she's outta that FEMAnsion, it's a different story. O8)

[merh]

39. Thanks for the absolution.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Yer welcome.

How's Woody tonight? All lit up?

[merh]

46. Woodie is shining in the moonlight!

Proudly guarding my door. :hi:

[Redstone]

44. You should have called me. I'd even have run up to New Hampshire where

they're cheap and bought several cartons to send to you.

All you stuff you guys down there went through, you should at least have been able to have a smoke to relax with.

Redstone

[merh]

50. Thanks so nice of you.

I had to bum for a few days and plead, but I survived.

If ever I find myself in need, I'll pmail you.

thanks for the offer

:hug:

[Redstone]

51. I'll be here for you.

You ever need an email address or phone number, just send a PM.

Redstone

[merh]

58. thank you

:hug:

[LynneSin]

55. sweetie, if you needed a carton of smokes we would have sent them

I mean, I hate smoking but I'm not that heartless. I would like to think if the Christiana River went nuts here in Wilmington you'd send me a much needed bottle of Herradura Anejo Tequila if I needed it

:loveya:

That's it when I come to Mississippi I'm bringing you a carton of smokes!

[merh]

59. nooooooooo

I don't need a carton now. I promise, I am doing okay.

dang it, I survived with the few on hand, I'm doing fine now.

Silly me, won't open my mouth again about that. Nope, nada, no way, can't make me. x(

:hug: :loveya:

[jonnyblitz]

3. mrs. matcom needs to lay off that irish cream,,,

:crazy:

[LynneSin]

6. we called you, too! You could answer your phone once in a while,

you know! :D

[jonnyblitz]

42. HA...,i always have it turned off..

:hi:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. And I am enjoying the view from down here,

too!

[GOPisEvil]

5. Is Winston a lesbian?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LynneSin]

7. All your lesbians are belong to us!

:silly:

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Did you two go have sushi again, dammit?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

11. Sushi? I dunno about that, but we listened to the Clash

and I am now the biggest fan evah! ;)

[GOPisEvil]

12. Excellent.

Sounds like a really good time. ;)

[bigwillq]

21. JIMMY!

I love YOU! :hug:

[LynneSin]

24. She says she loves you too

:D

[bigwillq]

31. OH GOODIE!

I have to send an e-mail. I miss her so! :hi:

[LynneSin]

40. Can you PM me your Email address please

she's having trouble with her gmail account!

[bigwillq]

49. Check your PM!

:hi:

[LaraMN]

29. "My Scooter" would be code for what?

sick bastid.

[LynneSin]

30. His this:

You pervert! :P

[LaraMN]

33. Oh my GOD! I have that IN MY DEN RIGHT NOW!!!

I am NOT Lying! My son pulls the top off all the time and runs around with it, pushing the noise-making buttons!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LynneSin]

37. Nu-uh - you mean matcom is lying when he says his is one of a kind?

:)

[RevCheesehead]

34. Tell JJ to GET HER ASS BACK ON D.U.!!!

I'm gonna start a petition if I have to. :bounce:

[merh]

35. I second that!

Let's start a petition. :bounce:

Will that work?

[RevCheesehead]

36. It wouldn't hurt.

Shall I?

[LynneSin]

41. I might suggest we start in the new year

once the admins are back from vacation

[merh]

43. Excellent idea!

:thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Sounds like a good Resolution to me!

:party: Happy New Year, JJ!! :toast::bounce:

[LaurenG]

61. May I add my voice here too?

I NEED JimmyJazz to come "home". My heart needs her energy along with you all of course. Come back soon...

[In_The_Wind]

62. I'll sign that petition!

Everyday ~ if I have to until she returns!

Happy New Year JJ !

[maveric]

38. I've got a nice camera!!!!

And volunteering my services... :eyes:

[LynneSin]

56. Only if you pose in the pictures

:D

[maveric]

70. As long as I can wear my Viking helmet and Kangaroo suit.

[underpants]

60. mmm scooter cooter

:P

[matcom]

63. it is JUST a coincidence

they were eating sushi. really! :D

[LynneSin]

66. Actually, we weren't last night

We were at Romano's Macaroni Grill. They have excellent Calamari there!

[matcom]

67. whatever

Winston

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

68. You should be damn lucky JJ and I don't steal your wife away from you

We'd give her the good life!

[ForrestGump]

64. I want a copy of that picture

I hear she has a nice bottom. :D

[matcom]

65. she does

and i have squeezed it :P

[Jamastiene]

69. I want to see. Please.

Well, ya can't blame a girl for trying. :evilgrin:

[bliss_eternal]

72. I'm late to this party but---

YAY, Jimmy! I MISS HER!

[Zomby Woof]

73. LOL

She is MUCH too classy for that little tricycle of yours. :P

[LynneSin]

74. You haven't met her yet have you

:eyes: