Which DUer do you think would like to have a torrid affair with you?

[Redstone]

Sorry LeftyMom, I just could not resist.

So...anyone got the guts to answer this one? I sure as hell don't.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

1. You.

:P :evilgrin:

[Redstone]

6. Somehow, I expected that.

I must be, like, cyclic, you know?

Redstone

[Ptah]

37. You

[Redstone]

45. You mean her. Not me.

Right?

Redstone

[Ptah]

48. I did not reply to you until now

I meant to say that that cheeseRev is
much more interesting than you.
:think:

[Redstone]

50. That, she is. More female, too.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

83. Damn skippy.

Um, I mean, "Why certainly, I would hope so." :)

[Redstone]

89. You're losing me.

But I've been lost before, so that's not a big deal.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

99. I believe (and someone help me out here)

that "damned skippy" = "duh." As in, "she's more female than I am."
But more interesting? I doubt it.

[Redstone]

104. Inadvertent dupe.

Redstone

[Redstone]

105. Aha. I never knew that "damned skippy" meant that.

Just another thing that slipped under my cultural radar, or a Wisconsinism? I'll probably never know.

And certainly more interesting than me. Nothing to see here, it's only Redstone and his improbable life, just move along now...

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

109. I first heard it in North Carolina.

Was watching a movie with a friend... in it, one guy slams another with a profound truth, and some guy in the theater says "Damned skippy." I just about fell on the floor laughing.

I also never heard the term "cracker" before I moved there, either. When the people in class tried to explain it to me, all I could ask was "Triscuit? Saltine? or Ritz?"

[Redstone]

113. Southernisms are great language.

If you don't mind me being a bit crude, my favorite is: "Well, fuck me blind and call me sweetheart" (an expression of astonishment).

Actually, I think I may have invented that one my ownself when I was living in Houston. Hard to be sure after all these years.

Go to bed, Rev. You have a flock to attend to in the morning.

Redstone

[RevCheesehead]

133. No, I don't - I'm on vacation!

and politeness prevents me from sharing other "isms" that I've not only heard, but said and created.

Well, more appropriately, "fear of the mods" keeps me in line.

[RevCheesehead]

81. I will admit that your name is compelling.

Ptah = pieta? O8)

Shucks. :blush:

[LeftyMom]

2. Well let's cue the Jeopardy theme, 'cause this one's a real mystery.

:eyes:

[Redstone]

7. OK, so who is it?

(Expected that one, and from me, didn't you?)

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

11. Well apparently it's nobody.

My one admirer *sigh* couldn't even be bothered to vote in his own poll dedicated to my admiration. :eyes:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4493724

[Redstone]

13. What a crum-bum. "Sexually ambiguous?"

Really.

I'd have voted something if I'd seen the poll, though just simple old appreciation, since it's not my place to make some of those kind of comments, or maybe it's not that it's not my place but just that it would be unseemly coming from an old fart like me, futhermore there's a certain guy with arms like tree trunks who ought to know better than to invite nudge-nudge, wink-wink commentary regarding his intended, given that such commentary may be less than forthcoming from guys whose arms do not resemble said tree trunks, no matter how much they may want to throw in a hubba or two as in hubba-hubba, because, well, they woudn't.

And we all know that, don't we? If we don't, we should.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

16. He knows he's harmless

but I think he forgets that other people may not realize that (or that since he's a shameless lounge flirt he's certainly not going to object when people direct attention at me.)

The acronym was lame, but I was distracting him while he was trying to post (which is his own fault for calling me at bathtime.)

[Redstone]

19. I was joking, m'dear.

Calling you at bathtime...I use to do that with Mrs R, before she moved out here. Boy, it made my house get warm really fast.

Redstone

[flvegan]

26. Ahem.

Good point. This fella with the "tree trunk" arms apparently has a lot to learn. He's a moran.

[Redstone]

28. Nah, he's not a moran. Seriesly.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

29. He does need to get to bed though

Geez, what the hell time is it back there? :eyes:

[flvegan]

31. It's

11:49...however, defending myself in the beautiful eyes of my miraculous LeftyMom keep me from being concerned...

[LeftyMom]

32. miraculous?

beats "sexually ambiguous" I guess. :rofl:

[flvegan]

33. >

I NEEDED an "S.A." and you know that.

Besides, an openly sexual forum devoted to you would've caused Skinner to hit "the red button" if you know what I mean.

[LeftyMom]

34. Or Elad

I'm sure he's sick of our shit by now.

[flvegan]

36. He

was my second choice for the "who do you want to have a torrid affair with" thread.

What? He's very cute, and vegan. Plus, he's frikkin Elad!

[LeftyMom]

38. Did you say what I think you just said?

:rofl: It's been nice posting with you. You know my email. ;)

[flvegan]

39. What?

I've obviously gone astray.

[LeftyMom]

40. I led you astray months ago sweetie.

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

41. .

And now Elad is paying for it. I hope you're frikkin happy...

BTW, you didn't lead. We skipped along hand in hand astray.

[LeftyMom]

44. ::grabs a little bit of ass while skipping::

;)

[flvegan]

46. !

So naughty. You shoulda done a reach around. More to grab there.

Oh, yeah...I said it.

[LeftyMom]

47. All in good time baby

all in good time. :)

[Redstone]

49. You know, I'd say "get a room!" but it's so nice to see a young couple

carrying on like a pair of hormone-soaked teenagers...warms my old heart, it does.

(PS: Mrs R and I are still like that after fifteen years, so the fun can contine for a LONG time if you let it.)

I'll do the photography for your wedding, gratis. As long as there's lots of air conditining.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

51. wedding?

Geez, first Kitchenwitch and TexasGal and now you too! :scared:

[Redstone]

53. Well, just in case. Not making any suggestions or anything.

Just letting you know the wedding present that I give to friends, if they get married, that is, and shooting the wedding would be damned tough to do if they didn't, now wouldn't it?

I won't do it for money, though.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

54. You're sweet, you know that??

:hug:

[Redstone]

55. Yeah, but do me a favor and don't tell anyone. I do have a

reputation to protect, after all.

Redstone

[LeftyMom]

57. Well nobody will ever see if I post it in the lounge.

;)

[Redstone]

59. Good plan. That'll keep our little secret just between us.

Redstone

[gmoney]

72. I'll photograph the honeymoon... no charge.

I'll just have to get a waterproof housing for my camera.

[RevCheesehead]

84. Are they getting married?

I never saw that coming. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

88. See people, starting rumors makes the baby Jesus cry.

Exasperated,
LMommy

[RevCheesehead]

97. He's not crying....

he's praying in baby-talk. O8)

I didn't know KW & TG were that close. :P

[Redstone]

35. It's crowding up on midnight. Just the shank of the evening.

But I will be able to go to bed soon, because the Vikes have finally started working.

Took 'em long enough.

Redstone

[billyskank]

106. One admirer?

I think not!

[RevCheesehead]

3. After you, then it would be RetroLounge.

He can't keep his posts off me. ;)

[RetroLounge]

94. Yeah, my posts seem to be obsessed with you...

:loveya:

By the way, I thought we WERE having a torrid affair already.

RL

[RevCheesehead]

101. Ssshhhh! The Bishop might be lurking!

(of course we are, silly. Nobody swoons like you when the name Oostberg is mentioned. :loveya:)

Um, whatever gave you that idea? :hi: :pals:

[ForrestGump]

4. All of them

Just trying to think positive here. :D

[RevCheesehead]

9. Just like a box of chocolates?

:D

[Redstone]

14. You know, I've always thought that was the DUMBEST "profound" statement

in the history of mankind.

Whatta you mean, "...like a box of chocolates; you never know what you'll get?"

It's a pretty damn safe bet that you'll get fucking chocolates, now isn't it?

Redstone

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. The *good* Gumpism was

"Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks."

Very deep, that. But no one ever mentions it. :shrug:

[Redstone]

20. Christ, I'm glad I never saw that movie.

Redstone

[ForrestGump]

67. The *best* is

"Sometimes, there just aren't enough chocolates."

I'm sure many of us can get behind this one.

[RevCheesehead]

I never called it profound.

And don't blame Forrest - it was his momma's saying, not his. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

15. You never know what you're going to get

Which could be kind of :bounce: or it could be downright :scared:

[hfojvt]

66. but the square ones

are usually caramels. Sometimes, there just aren't enough square ones.

[RevCheesehead]

80. Exactly.

And, sometimes there are too many marshmallow cremes. :puke:

[ForrestGump]

68. More like a can of nuts

:P

[RevCheesehead]

86. Uh-huh.

Brazil nuts? or something naughtier? :spank:

[FuzzySlippers]

25. Girls AND boys?

[ForrestGump]

71. I can hardly be held responsible if boys want to have torrid affairs with

me, can I? :D

They'll just have to live with the disappointment of having that desire unrequited, just like (almost) everyone else.



Really, though, even if my ego were up to a level consistent with my original answer, I'd be too well behaved to do anything about it. O8)

Not to mention: terrified... :scared:

[Left Is Write]

5. Uh.......

** blank stare **

[Redstone]

8. Punked out, didn't you?

Just like I did.

Redstone

[yvr girl]

10. Aren't we all having torrid affairs with Matcom

...that's what HE told me.

[moof]

12. Grovelbot

[Deja Q]

18. Sorry, he's already taken:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4502395

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. I don't think there's ANY DU'ers who'd want to have a torrid affair.......

with me.......:cry:

After all, I'm married.....and that's the kiss of death.....

[Redstone]

22. Feh. We're talking "In a world without complications" here, so I'd bet

there'd be a few. At least. If not more.

Redstone

[Aristus]

23. Nobody.

I've been called "noble", "aristocratic", "sweet", and "fun". Put them all together and they spell: "We can just be friends." B-)

[Redstone]

27. The romantic kiss o' death, those words. Especially "sweet."

Hear that from a woman, and you KNOW what's coming next. And it ain't going to be "So why don't you come on up to my place, big boy?"

Redstone

[Wapsie B]

56. Damn straight.

I know those words by heart.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Hey now.....just a darned minute......

Just sayin'.....



:evilgrin:

[Redstone]

43. Just sayin' what?

Did I mention the Vikes kicking in? I'm a little slow, here.

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. Ah, my dear Redstone.....I'm so glad the Vicodin is kicking in......

But I was actually speaking to Aristus....sorry!

You know I love ya!


O8) :loveya:

[Redstone]

58. I know you were talking to him. I was just winding you up. When the Vikes

start working, I don't get stoned; the pain just diminishes some.

Just so you know.

(Be nice if they did get me stoned a bit, but what the hell...hey, when do we get to see some new pix?)

Speaking of pix, did you see the ones of my nice clean office? It actually has a bit of an echo now (because of the slate floor).

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

60. Why you sly fox you.....

I'll remember this! I'm laughing, BTW.....

I DID see your cleaned-up study! It looks fantastic.....

One of these days, there will be some new pics. I don't want to have the pic threads too often, as I like to build up the suspense, yeah, the suspense!



:loveya: :hug:

[Redstone]

61. But you know what? Now that the pain's diminished, I'm wide awake.

And I need to work tomorrow, so I should go to bed, but I'm not tired. And I shouldn't go into the office now, because I'll start working on one of the projects, then it'll be 4 AM before I know it, and the medicine will have worn off, dammit.

And now, on top of everything else, Mrs R wants to open a Mexican restaurant. I keep telling her that owning a restaurant will eat your life, but will she listen?

Maybe she'll come to her sense tomorrow.

(The food would be really good if she did start a restaurant, though...)

Redstone

[CaliforniaPeggy]

62. You are right, my dear Redstone......

Restaurants do eat your life completely up.....or so I've heard!

Go to bed and get some sleep. I'm betting that once you lie down, you'll discover you're tired.....

And hopefully, you'll drift right off!

:loveya: :hug:

[Redstone]

76. I tried it. Didn't work.

Give me a couple of minutes, and I'll try again.

Tomorrow's going to be a struggle. But if it was easy, they wouldn't call it work, would they?

Redstone

[NMMNG]

24. I know of one

But I'm not going to name names. I have some decency. O8)

[auntAgonist]

42. NONE ..at least

no one in their right mind hehe

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

63. Nobody picked me....

I'm leaving

[SeattleGirl]

64. Come back! Come back!

(Kate Winslet in Titanic)

[hfojvt]

73. well who should have picked you?

This is not about people who want to have a torrid affair with you. It is about people who think you want to have a torrid affair with them. In the words of George Thoroughgood - who do you love?

[Robeson]

91. Self delete...

...wrong post

[hfojvt]

115. you could have edited it

to say something nice to me

Instead I am like :bounce: I got a reply! :bounce: I got a reply! :bounce:

Oh, "self delete ... wrong post" like 'I'm sorry I did not mean to talk to YOU' :cry:

[southlandshari]

65. self-delete

[hfojvt]

70. Luke 2:10

Do not be afraid, for I bring you tidings of great joy that will be to all single women of DU

[southlandshari]

74. LOL!

You made me smile, even if I'm not really sure what you were trying to say here...

And I needed to smile tonight.

:)

[ForrestGump]

77. Shari

just sat on the Amazing Virtual Whoopee Cushion!







At least, I hope that's what that was.

[southlandshari]

82. Gump....

Elvis would have come up with something much sweeter to say at that moment with a girl who said she needed a smile tonight.

x(


No more Moon Pies for you.

:spank:

[ForrestGump]

85. No Moon Pies?!

:cry:

Um...

When no-one else can understand me
When everything I do is wrong
You give me hope and constip....consolation
You give me strength to carry on
And you're always there
To lend a spank hand
In everything I do
That's the wonder
The wonder of you

:D

Moon pie?

:hug:

[southlandshari]

103. Not yet.

Grovel some more, please.

:P

[ForrestGump]

112. Shari

Shari, baby
Shari
Shari, baby
Sha-a-a-a-a-aari, ba-yay-bee
Shari, baby
Sha-a-ri, won't you come out tonight



Ouch. Frankie Valli's too high for me. I think my whoosiwhatsits just went north. :-(

[southlandshari]

117. Much better.

Now put something in my inbox and I might just forgive you.

:P

[ForrestGump]

128. Preparing to enter inbox...

Commence launch sequence!

[hfojvt]

78. something like this

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4128766#4131385

only involving torrid affairs instead of hugs, and remove the married women and Mr. Scorpio from that list.

[southlandshari]

95. You did it again!

:D

Thanks, sweet friend. That was really nice, and I'm sorry I missed it when you first posted it!

:hug:

[hfojvt]

114. oh no, "sweet friend"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4502276#4502459

:cry:

[southlandshari]

116. I call bullshit on that, darlin'!!

"Sweet" is by no means a purely platonic adjective....


Do I need to cuff you and take you in -- and be sweet to you in private - just to prove my point?






Because I will.

;)

[hfojvt]

119. "It's a busy day, I'm a busy man

Gotta hectic schedule and my whole week's planned
People say I'm hard to reach
But she knows how to get ahold of me

Chorus:

I can tell it's her by the way the phone rings
When she calls I drop everything
Snaps her fingers and I'm there
Hello darllin' when and where

Climbing ladders, punching clocks
Love and money it's a paradox
I'm motivated as the next guy
but man's gotta prioritize"

:o

[Heidi]

100. It's not exactly torrid, but I _do_ have something for you, hfojvt:

[Redstone]

79. Why do you "need a smile tonight?" Anything I can help with?

Because you know it bothers me if you're unhappy.

Redstone

[ForrestGump]

87. Pssssttt...

Don't try the whoopee cushion. I already tried it. It didn't work.

It backfired. :rofl:

[southlandshari]

90. No way. Nothing doing!

I will not unload my angst on you or any of my other wonderful DU friends. Just send me one of those little hug smilies and I'll be fine!

;)

[Redstone]

102. I don't do smilies. You know that. I do friendship.

You need anything from me, ask and it shall be yours.

But do it soon, because I'm about at the end of the evening.

Redstone

[Crazy Guggenheim]

69. I can't name just one ............

:popcorn:

[SeattleGirl]

92. Well, um. what about ME?????

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

96. Well my list is long, that's why I can't name just one. Yeah you're on it.

Now go get me a snack .......

[Heidi]

98. Thank you for your discretion.

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

107. The list would be too long.

[Heidi]

110. Same here.

:eyes:

[benny05]

75. I'm lucky on this one

No one...except my spouse, who never posts here...ever faithful...:loveya:

[Robeson]

93. I'm thinking about having a torrid affair with myself, after viewing...

...this thread... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4501006&mesg_id=4501006 :9

[billyskank]

108. LeftyMom

Because she seems to think she only has one admirer!

[billyskank]

118. Oh wait - I just read the thread title properly

I got it ass backwards! :blush:

[LeftyMom]

138. You're so sweet.

:hug:

[cssmall]

111. Because it's fucking two in the morning.

M'self. Because I am one hot, sexy bitch. ;)

[khashka]

120. I can't answer this one

Can I go with "nobody loves me, I'm gonna go eat worms"?

Seems like a safe bet.


(Well, except for Taverner - apart from that whole being straight thang, I swear he lusts after my not so fair, not so virginal body. Or is that just wishful thinking?)

Khash.

[southlandshari]

121. Yes you can.

Because you know exactly which DUer would love to have a torrid - but sadly, impossible - love affair with you.

;)

[khashka]

122. Ok.

Shari.

If I wasn't gay, she wasn't a woman(a gorgeous woman by the way).

If I wasn't a total idiot and she wasn't a mod.


Well, it might work....

Khash.

(Hey, baby, will you accept friendship?)

[Heidi]

123. I guess I'll just get in line behind shari.

Geez, this is gonna be a long line and a _really_ long wait. :blush:

[khashka]

124. You faker!

Me? When you have Wesley?

Sheesh, girl!

Khash.

[Heidi]

125. What!?!?

:shrug:

Do you think my being married to a very kind, intelligent and funny guy prevents me from appreciating other very kind, intelligent and funny guys? :evilgrin:

[khashka]

126. Well if you're gonna phrase it that way

I have no complaints.

But you still won't let me have him on a time share thang. That's just selfish.

Haven't you guys read Marx? From each according to his ability, to each according to his need? :)



Khash.

[Heidi]

127. Sure, khash. Drag a dead German into this.

He could have used a good editor:

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his her need."

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

129. You damn feminist!

It's always her, her, her!

What about me, me, me?

Commununism sucks, damn it. It's all about labour and production and boring stuff like that.

Khash :)

[Heidi]

130. Me, me, me.

Okay, we can work with that.

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his her my need."

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

139. Alright, we can try that principle

now will someone please tell me what I should do with all these paintbrushes?

[In_The_Wind]

131. Sigh ...

[NewJeffCT]

132. None

I'm too anonymous.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

134. ???

who knows...

[Shell Beau]

135. Okay, so this one was already done? Well, I started a topic

on this a little too late I suppose!


I can't imagine who wants to romp around with me! :shrug:

[ET Awful]

136. I don't know, but I wish she'd give me a call, I have NOTHING to do for

New Years :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

137. I'm completely baffled.

I have hard time picturing anyone in that unfortunate situation. :-)

[LynneSin]

140. No one said me. I'm taking my ball home and playing by myself

:cry:

[billyskank]

142. I'll say you if you like

but would you like to have a torrid affair with me?

[ProfessorGAC]

141. None

I'm not very approachable. Besides any DU'er who knows me well enough to even think that way knows i'm absolutely, non-negotiably married and happily so.
The Professor