I just pulled a "Costanza" ask me anything

[underpants]

We haven't had a "....ask me anything" thread in a while huh?

I am feeling so warn out that I said SCREW IT and took a 90 minute nap right here in my office. A co-worker woke me up-she got a free Baby Ruth candy bar as thanks from me.

You wouldn't think that a boss at a slack ass office to start with would be all that worried about stuff on a non-week like this now would you....well then you don't know my boss. She was actually trying to figure out where I was and was asking questions of my co-worker. Sheesh talk about petty.

So ask away.

[SeattleGirl]

1. So, did you drool on your desk?

[underpants]

2. No I was sleeping my carpeted floor

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[henslee]

3. The way its written... I cant tell what the baby ruth bar has to do with

the incident.

[underpants]

7. Sorry I just woke up

a few minutes ago

I think I fixed it

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Did you build a little fort under your desk?

[underpants]

9. No, the space ship is under the desk

no room for a fort

[matcom]

5. is THAT what you kids call it these days?

giving her a 'free baby ruth'?

kids and their sexual lingo. how is an old-timer like me supposed to keep up? :D

[underpants]

10. Take the ride without the face shield did ya?

:bounce:

[In_The_Wind]

6. Were you having nice dreams?

[underpants]

No dreams

not that I remember anyway.

[In_The_Wind]

14. Then you probably weren't talking in your sleep either.

THAT can be embarrassing! :blush:

[Shell Beau]

8. Did you get under your desk?

:P

[underpants]

12. No

just on the floor.

:boring: <---- I've never used that smilie before

[kick-ass-bob]

11. I thought this meant you had sex with the cleaning lady.

:shrug:

[underpants]

13. Sad

but no :grr:

[LSK]

19. stay tuned, its not 5 yet...

[aclog]

24. Actually

Sex with the chambermaid is just as gratifying with none of the baggage since you never intend to see her again...

[henslee]

15. Kind of like.....

the original corporate slacker....

[underpants]

16. Funny

You have no idea how funny.

[Hardrada]

17. I like your characterization of this as a "non-week."

I use this week to gear up for further political strife and my literary efforts, taking advantage of the lull since I hope the repugs are also enervated. I did have to decompress after two days at my dread sister-in'law's den but have recovered now. I have my "office" at home so can nap any time but I don't anymore.

[underpants]

18. Well it is four days to start with

half of everyone has it off. The other half are just playing out the string like me. Every time I call someone to actually do anything I get voice mail. NO ONE is at work it seems.

[redqueen]

20. Mmm work naps

haven't done that since I was pregnant.

Did you have a nice Holiday? :P

[underpants]

21. No

Long post here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4498709

I really think that we need to embrace the siesta as a society.

[redqueen]

22. Good God...

:hug:

I'm SO sorry to hear about your time at the in-laws. Ahhhh, Holidays. :eyes:

[Sanity Claws]

23. George Castanza would never give his co-worker

a candy bar. He's so cheap he wouldn't give her anything. He'd try to convince her that she was hallucinating.
How dare you say you pulled a Castanza?

;)

[LSK]

25. isnt it past 5 there?

Oh cleaning lady..... :D