Porn on computers?

[jpgray]

My niece just bought a used computer, and there was hard-core pornography on it! Who will lead the righteous crusade against this obviously purposed and in no way preventable assault of pornography that defied all powers of prediction? Get me the LieberClinton red phone! All children must be protected against something they could by no means acquire without parental negligence!



(yes this is satire, and will probably be deleted. cf. this thread)

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Ok some folks here will take this as the non

sarcastic post this obvously was not

:popcorn:

[Ravenseye]

4. some folks here need to take their ritalin

yeah you heard me...take your ritalin...

BRING IT

:loveya:

[Ravenseye]

2. You know it's funny

I had a friend who worked in...well I forget the term for it, but they basically broke into employee's computer's in order to find out whether they had been committing embezzelment, or fraud, crimes...etc...on the companies' computers.

One time they found a computer that had like a 100 gig drive, at work mind you, full to the brim with just the nastyest porn.

Some people collect beanie babies...some people collect digital porn...

[no name no slogan]

13. Our former CIO got fired for that

well, it was worse actually: he printed out a pornographic picture on a public printer while at work, from his work-owned laptop. Needless to say, somebody saw the picture before he could grab it from the printer, and the rest is history.

[crispini]

15. STUPID!

Jeez, I feel bad when I (very occasionally) print out something personal although strictly NON-PORN, mind you, and I most certainly do the "printer hover" i.e. sit there and wait for it, when I do such a thing.

Too stupid to be CIO, imho!

[no name no slogan]

21. Here's the kicker though

after the unceremoniuosly gets walked out the door by security, he turns up two weeks later at another agency.... as their "new" CIO.

Gotta love gubmit work. :crazy:

[crispini]

26. Geesh. That's pretty sad. nt

[Greyhound]

3. Who sold that system?!? I know... we should take them into the

stadium and have the good sheeple of the community stone them to death!

[Ravenseye]

5. should we bury them at the fifty yard line first?

Just leave their heads exposed, that's what the taliban did right?

[mongo]

6. I stayed out of that one

Looks like other people had the situation under control.

But ANY opportunity to feel rightous indignation at porn is a good opportunity, right?

[jpgray]

8. I just needed a spot to drop my shiny red phone image.

[mongo]

25. Yum! Plastic makes me hot! N/T

[ContraBass Black]

9. I thought that was more of an anti game argument

By people who don't know the names of the systems, which is why I and kgfinally suited up and marched in.

[951-Riverside]

7. Sorry!

:sarcasm:

[kick-ass-bob]

10. Oh just get the fuck over it.

It's not like she doesn't have that equipment already anyway.
:eyes:

(this is definitely a tough love moment)

:D

[DS1]

11. The sheer stupidity and ignorance in that thread was mind-boggling

Someone should be just kept away from... well, everything

[wakeme2008]

12. the solution is here

http://www.heidi.ie/eraser/download.php --- Eraser the files.. :)

In the age of digital cameras there is going to be more and more nude images on used hard drives. And little johnie down the street may get a big surprise from that nice lady that gave him her second hand puter. :evilgrin:

[northzax]

14. can you put that on a CD for me?

I forgot to delete it, thanks!

[hobo_baggins]

16. hehe, i did that once, i gave a computer to my sister....

but forgot to erase all the porn...

what can i say, i loves my porn.

[crispini]

17. I just need to post this again.

because here's proof: porn CAN be added to any children's toy.

[BR_Parkway]

19. ROFLMAO !

[mongo]

23. Since I negleted to tell you in the other thread

:yourock:

[crispini]

27. Hee!

Thanks. You rock too! :yourock:

[redqueen]

18. Oh Em Gee!

Not PRON!

:scared:

[LSK]

20. you know there are a brazilian mental institutions

All filled with kids who once saw a naked person. So tragic that so many are ruined for life.

:sarcasm:

[khashka]

22. Wait wait wait! Computer porn???????

Can you give me an URL? Please?


Khash.

[ET Awful]

24. Porn? They have that for computers now?

WoooHoooo!

[CarpeDiebold]

28. Porn in your sig line?

;)