Because my mother in law raises chickens

[catmandu57]

I gave her a dvd of The natural History of the Chicken. She loved it, and we got to watch it again, cocka doodle doo.

[evlbstrd]

1. My dad was raising chickens.

Then the house burned down, and he had to flee. The chickens may be going feral.

[catmandu57]

2. I hear feral chickens

are mean muthas. They roam the countryside in gangs drygulching lone farmers and old ladies.

[henslee]

3. I hear packs of them cruise the countryside on motyorcycles.

[evlbstrd]

5. Yes. It takes a pack

to pilot one motorcycle.

[zanne]

6. Where do they get the tiny leather jackets? nt

[evlbstrd]

4. And these are Ozark feral chickens.

They don't realize they aren't supposed to have teeth.