Dig on Chris Parnell with his Jennifer Garner Spy Rap

[MrScorpio]

Jennifer Garner "Spy" Rap:
Chris Parnell: ...She actually does work for the CIA. And, as a matter of fact, so do I!
Jimmy Fallon: Wait, hold on. Are you saying that you and Jennifer are secret agents?
Chris Parnell: That's right. Also, she's my lover. And I want Jennifer and the world to know that the love and adventure we share as we travel the world together on secret missions...well, it means everything to me. So Jen, this is my Valentine's gift to you.

Yo, check it out!
This is the untold story of our secret lives! How it all began!
In Cairo, ancient city, that's where we met.
When I parachuted in, from my private jet,
She was chillin' by some ruins, like Cleopatra soaked in sweat,
She said the code words: "I want you." I just said, "I'll bet."
Ha! I'll bet you do, bi-otch! Huh!
A major MCP, it must be Jennifer G,
"Oui oui," said she, "And damn! I like what I see!
"Lemme take you for a ride by the Nile in my Humvee!"
Oh, ho ho, you can take me for a ride, girl!
So we cruised to the pyramid, in Khufu,
She stopped the jeep, removed her robe and said, "C'mere Boo!"
I wasn't one to argue, got up on her like kudzu!
I glanced into the rearview,
Said, "Baby, we got some company, It's time to do some Kung Fu!"
And if you ain't never seen this girl do Kung Fu, then you ain't never seen it done right!
Uh-uh!

Chorus:
In Cairo, Istanbul, and Tokyo,
She's my hoe,
I'm her beau, Don't you know,
We got flow!
And when we're not workin', we jump onto my yacht and go!
Drink bordeau, eat escargot,
Just take it sloooooow...

Now back to the pyramid at Khufu, where the mercenaries are about to attack!
So wearin' only a smile, she steps into the sun,
And distracted the fools while I retrieved my gun.
And sent a firestorm of bullets into eva-ree-one,
'Til every merc was dead, cause they disrupted our fun.
Back in the Hummer, we got a little hardcore,
Then had to go and explore,
Quickly found the hidden artifact that we were there for.
Delivered the package in Alexandria that night,
Slept on my yacht, set sail first light!
She says, "Boo! Where should we go?"
Shorty, I don't know!
But as long as you with me, baby, I'm all right.
Jennifer G, as long as you with me, MCP, everything is gonna be all right.

Chorus:1x
That's how we do it.
We take it slooooow...
You know you always be my bitch, girl! Yeah!