What have you found yourself saying the most over the holidays?

[MiniMandaRuth]

As I was wrapping presents today, this sprang to mind.

So, what have you all said most over the holidays?

[aclog]

1. Happy Christmas!

I gather that the inflatable snowmen people are putting in their yards here in Florida originated in Japan or China or something because whoever localized Frosty's banner made a slight translational mishap!

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. That's happened to a lot of people.

By the way, welcome to DU! Hope to see you around! :hi:

[flvegan]

2. "Jesus, you people are fucking stupid."

Traffic and the general bad attitude of "me first" is overwhelming here during the holiday season.

Oh, wait...nevermind, it's a 365/year thing here. My bad.

[MiniMandaRuth]

3. That happens a lot around here, too.

DAMN HUMMERS!!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Dude, that's a daily thing for me. Definitely not seasonal.

[LeftyMom]

6. I need a vacation

I really didn't need the added stress right now. I need a massage, a day without LeftyKid, and a nap.

[flvegan]

10. I'd so love for you to be here in Tampa.

For so many reasons, especially those you mentioned.

I'd pamper you like you've never experienced...

[LeftyMom]

11. I know sweetie.

:loveya:

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. "Leave me the fuck alone, I'm taking a nap."

[GOPisEvil]

8. Who the hell am I forgetting?

I have friends scattered all over the damn place, and I always end up forgetting someone. x(

[djeseru]

9. "I am so sick of people using the holidays...

...as a justification to be a complete asshole." Or variations upon...

[AntiCoup2K4]

12. None of the above

I've spent too much time coughing violently to say much of anything. Nor have I had anyone to say anything to, since I've been sick and not exposing people to whatever annoying virus I have. Except for occasionally yelling obscenities at the TV when a certain Chimp appears on it, which has been far too often the last few weeks.

[William Bloode]

13. Niether,

My most used seems to be, "is it fuckin' over yet"!

Just waaaaaaay too much stress during the holidays. I am always glad to see it go.

[dpbrown]

14. Hey look, baby! Mistlet-*SLAP*

Man, I'm still stinging!!!

:rofl:

That one was the best in the list!

[yellowdogintexas]

15. Cat, get OUT of that wrapping paper/gift bag/string of lights/! nt

[MiniMandaRuth]

16. That hasn't happened this year.... yet.

And I hope it doesn't ever happen!