How to save yourself alot of money this year on christmas

[southernleftylady]

it might work ;) (how horrible is this??? )

[Xenotime]

1. Just don't celebrate.

You will not only save money but innocent trees too.

[GrumpyGreg]

2. Ah just get a fake tree from China ! LOL

[southernleftylady]

3. it was a joke sweetness.. nt

[951-Riverside]

5. I've never celebrated and I'm content...

I might do shopping on black friday & look for candies on sale after christmas but I've NEVER participated its too much of a headache for nothing, it just breaks my heart to read about the suicides leading up to christmas.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Or,

just be Jewish.

Jesus was.

Guess what Catholic Holy Day of Obligation is called the Feast of the Circumcision?

January 1.

And if you can make sense out of Catholics commemorating a Jewish rite, I'll consider converting to Jain.

[Gabi Hayes]

12. ''from one good american to another"

http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/theyaintmakingjewslikejesus.html

" If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said ’bout Aristitle Onassis.”

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. You total doll

The Governor-In-Waiting. Isn't he wonderful?

You a Billy Joe Shaver fan, I wonder?

I've donated to Kinky's campaign. He really is a presence.

By the way, I'm still not sure if I'm allowed back in New Jersey, and it's been a long of years..............

[Gabi Hayes]

17. I only heereda him.....not familiar, BUT am looking forward

to seeing the Townes van Zandt movie, if it ever makes it out here

"You got German mustard 'tween your jeans"

I have that vinyl sitting in the basement

still laughing about that "who died" thing!

Happy Festivus

now, I've put off my shopping long enough

[Suich]

6. I usually don't laugh at crying kids, but

:rofl:

[southernleftylady]

7. I got this email from my dad.. and he has a black sense of humor... it is

funny isnt it.. in a twisted feel bad kinda way ;) lol

[Suich]

9. Any idea what the story on the tombstone is?

It doesn't look photoshopped but... :shrug:

[undeterred]

13. Santa was a disruptor

so the mods tombstoned him.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

16. Excellent explanation!!!!!

For that, you win The Pussycat!!!!

[lonestarnot]

18. eeewwww yeah! Happy New Year CAT! and leftie toooo!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. Shhhhhhhhhh

Don't interrupt me.

I'm singing "Happy Birthday" to the Baby Jesus in Aramaic.

(Back atcha, sweetie .................)

[lonestarnot]

21. Leftie you just crack me up! Kiss that cat for me won't you! Singing

slug another Irish mist for me personally.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

8. Gee, I thought he was older than that!

[Gabi Hayes]

10. take your pick....seventy four of these

http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=1

[Gabi Hayes]

11. I like this one, too

[lonestarnot]

19. OMG

:rofl: My teenager wants copies of both pics. He's a sicko toooooo! LOL

[OldLeftieLawyer]

22. "Bad Santa"

Have you seen it?

One of the funniest movies ever .............

[lonestarnot]

14. OMG

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

23. Cool.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

24. That reminds me of the Phyllis Diller joke.

Her husband Fang went out into the back yard, fired his shotgun into the air, and told the kids Santa committed suicide.

Pretty dark, but funny.

[LaraMN]

25. My son would insist is was just the "mall Santa."

He totally knows there's no Santa Claus, and he's been playing us, this year.

[tigereye]

26. my son and I had the "dad and I are Santa" conversation this

year, and he handled it pretty well ( I couldn't think fast enough to stonewall effectively), but he's hedging his bets by e-mailing his list anyway. ;)