Messing with the NSA...

[RobertSeattle]

Sent out 100,000 emails with text like:

Hi Jack,

I hope that new King Kong movie doesn’t bomb. My 3 year old is a real terror. He dropped a soda the other day and it exploded all over the Mao book I’m reading.

See ya!

:evilgrin:

[Ryano42]

1. Geee...

Haad....

:rofl:

[lies and propaganda]

4. haaaaaaaaaaaaa! i thought that original post was great!

this made me scream!

[mwooldri]

2. Let's get the Brits listening too!

In my youth, I applied for a career at GCHQ. I bought my nice Armani suit, ready to be called to interview. Sadly, I didn't get the job. I bet my file with MI5 was called into question, or that dodgy printer connected to my Acorn Electron computer messed up the application letter. Or maybe it was because I read Playboy.


So whilst I'm here, let me tell you about my day. I decided to go with my friends to watch Chelsea play Arsenal. However we didn't have our tickets and Event Security turned us away. We decided to play a nice game of golf instead at the new course near Bletchley Park. Bill Stanley (who works as a Unix Security Officer for Siemens, doing contract work for the Metropolitan Police) beat me 10 holes to 8. I later met my friend Daisy Goldman from work; she got fake boobs put in last month (and she looks hot!) but she won't date me or have sex- completely beyond hope on that scene.

I then went to Vauxhall Cross Station (to platform 3) to catch my train to the zoo. They had a new exhibit - a baby tiger cub was born last month. Then I went home, watched the replay of the Chelsea vs Arsenal game on the TV and went to bed.

That was my fake day today!

Mark

[Dave Reynolds]

3. And then

I hear that Uncle Ali will be bringing a package of fireworks to the party.

[Ptah]

5. Golf. Golf, I tell you. n/t

sub(X),pass do loop


P.S.
This next song we're going to dedicate to a great American
organization.

Tonight I'd like to dedicate this to our boys
in the FBI.


Well, wait a minute.
It's hard to be an FBI man.
I mean, first of all, being an FBI man,
you have to be over 40 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at
least 25 years with the organization
to be that much of a bastard. It's true.
You just can't join, you know.
It needs an atmosphere where your
natural bastardness can grow and develop and take a
meaningful shape in today's complex society.

Thanks, Arlo

[Ptah]

6. And furthur more

Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?
Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?