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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:27 PM
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I would rather _______________ then wrap gifts (discuss)
Slam my genatalia in the door of a 1976 impalla then wrap gifts right now
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:30 PM
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1. Might be hard to concentrate on wrapping after that...
Might want to wrap the gifts first THEN slame the genitals.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:31 PM
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3. good advice
but still :)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:31 PM
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2. Have hot sweaty sex with Hillary Swank
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:36 PM
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5. that would be better
I would love to see Catherine Zeta Jones And Jessica Simpson mud wrestle over who gets to have SEX with me then wrap gifts any day of the week
(i would root for catherine but Jessica would be a cool second prize)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:32 PM
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4. I can't think of many things I'd rather do
I love wrapping presents
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 04:02 PM
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6. ...use gift bags
I wrap presents as part of my job. I wrap hundreds during the month of December. I've gotten good at it and can do it quickly, but I don't much care to do it.
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