post here if you HAVE NOT posted the brazilian joke today

[LSK]

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Well, I guess that just leaves me *lol*

[chknltl]

19. oops wrong spot for this post

never mind

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

2. and me! oh wait, "NOT." nevermind.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[LaurenG]

3. I have never posted it yet

and I probably won't.

[cfield]

4. I haven't posted it

but that doesn't mean I haven't wanted to. It's my favorite joke ever and my husband hates it!

[Call Me Wesley]

5. I'm in.

I don't have time for jokes. I need to finish my eggnog.

[NewJeffCT]

6. I haven't been online enough to post it

I guess I'm another oddball.

[LaraMN]

7. Nope! I'm a good girl!

Good good good! Santa's coming y'know....

[khashka]

8. I stand proud in my purity

No brazillion has passed my lips. Ever. (Unless you count that weekend in Rio.)


Khash.

[DS1]

9. Does putting it on a Lost Cat sign count?

I didn't actually type it today

[Misunderestimator]

10. What brazilian joke?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[NMMNG]

11. Never have, never will

And I'll anybody who does.

[wildhorses]

12. I used the word but I did not print the joke

does that count?

[LeftyMom]

13. I have never posted the brazillian joke

I did hide it in a holiday card but flvegan had it coming.

[auntAgonist]

14. I have NEVER

posted the Brazillian joke ...

never will, won't read it anymore, never ever .. no!! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Historic NY]

15. Nope but I've read it a brazillion times.............

:yoiks:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

16. i haven't!

i'm so proud of myself :D

[Fox Mulder]

17. I haven't...

what'd I miss today?

[hfojvt]

18. I have never posted it, IIRC

although I hint at it by posting the first line.

[chknltl]

20. Some should post it over on free republic site

lots and lots and lots and lots of times...hint hint

[Jamastiene]

21. I haven't. I posted another nonBrazilian one though. n/t

[regnaD kciN]

22. I sure haven't...

...and I promise I will never, ever post anything like:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

OOPS...

:blush:

[realisticphish]

23. today is a relative term

on friday, december 24th, I did NOT post this joke:


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"