Yuletide Greetings at Whole Foods parking garage: YOU SUCK!!!!

[graywarrior]

Lots of Fuck You's, Get Fucked, Asshole, You Suck,and Yeah Merry Fucking Xmas to you too, pal type greetings as people run eachother over to get the limited parking space.

And the funniest part is, most of them are the wealthy seniors with the BMW's and the Lexus'.

Joy to the World.

[LaraMN]

1. I park as far back in the lot as I can when I go shopping.

Any of us able-bodied citizens who can walk half-a-block can walk a little ways to the store entrance. It never ceases to amaze me how ape-shit people go to indulge their laziness. My SIL will circle the aisles for fifteen minutes, waiting for someone to pull out. In that amount of time, we could have fucking lapped the building on one leg.:eyes:

[graywarrior]

2. Unfortunately, the WF market is in the heart of downtown

Sarasota. When the garage gets full, people panic. It means they may have to "go find" a space somewhere on the street, god forbid.

It cracks me up to see them all seething with fury trying to get spaces then see them again inside the store being all xmas cheery and attacking the free samples of dry cereal.

[LaraMN]

3. Lol! The irony, eh?

My husband lived in Sarasota for eight years. I know he'd love to go back some day...perhaps when we finally have our honeymoon (like for our ten-year anniversary!) :rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. That sounds familiar

Mr. Graywarrior & I lived together for 24 years, then got married a few years ago. I couldn't keep a traight face at the town hall ceremony. JP thought I was mental.

[LaraMN]

5. Wow! That's a lengthy cohabitation!

I bet I would've enjoyed your "wedding" alot more than the ones I've been attending the last few years.:puke:

[alarimer]

6. And also to the people who leave their carts in the lot

without returning them to the little cart corrals. ASSHOLES! You could dent somebodies car! Where I shop, some asshole put one right behind my car. Also they tend to roll to the middle the road where people drive!