Why does the fattest ugliest man in the bar

[KitchenWitch]

wear a t-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks"?

:wtf:

[Hugin]

1. It's part of his aura...

Naturally.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. Because his

'Beer formed this wonderful body'-shirt is in the wash.

[Hugin]

3. Oh, I see... He believes in Intelligent Design then?

Fascinating!

[Call Me Wesley]

16. As intelligent as it gets.

Definitely.

[LaraMN]

4. "Cause he knows he can't get any "hot chicks," either,

and he wants to look like he's just too cool for all the ladies...:rofl:

[DS1]

5. Because he's stupid. Everyone knows that "No Fat Chicks" is implied

the moment you walk into a bar.

[Hugin]

6. Generally though... As he drinks he finds the women get thinner...

Something like that, there's a joke there somewhere.

[DemNoir]

7. My take

Maybe you should reconsider your choice of drinking establishments?

[KitchenWitch]

8. LOL

[Beer Snob-50]

9. You are wrong

they wear "Grass, Gas, or Ass No one rides for free" or at least

"Free Mustache Rides" t shirts.

Those are the chick magnet ones.

[KitchenWitch]

10. OMFG

I thought those "Gas, Grass or Ass" shirts went out in the 1980s!

[Hugin]

11. Well, I fit into two of those three categories...

Where are we going?

[Beer Snob-50]

14. My wife threw mine out when we moved in together a week

before our wedding. Also my cat daquiri, and Micky Mouse in a biker outfit t-shirts.

I was a real chick magnet

[leftofthedial]

12. because he hates his mom

[Hugin]

13. According to Freud, anyway.

;)

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. Projection