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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:42 AM
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I want to marry a nice guy!
Forget girls, they don't deserve my big Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:50 AM
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1. OMG!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:23 PM
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2. Chooooooooooooooooooo?
:shrug: :)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:48 PM
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3. Can I volunteer for the position?
:D

Oh damn - you're just entrancing us to get that wretched joke in there :nuke:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:52 PM
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8. Certainly!
:7 :bounce:
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:58 PM
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4. They don't deserve you're big Donald Rumsfeld.? Hmmmm.
I've been told I've had a pretty big Donald Rumsfeld, too.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:26 PM
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5. You tease!
:D

Besides, you know what they say: all the nice guys are either married or.........gayyyyyyyyy.....hey, wait a minute!... :-) :hi:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:43 PM
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6. You bastard, you total fucking bastard!
Here I was all ready to propose and pretend to be a nice guy... and then you do this! Bastard!


(but if I ask nicely will you show me your big Donald Rumsfeld?)



Khash.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:53 PM
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9. Yes.
(to both!) :7
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:48 PM
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7. This has got to be the BEST
brazilian stealth attack I have seen yet. *high five*:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:23 AM
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10. Why thank you!
:D :D
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:26 AM
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11. If I win my race next year, I could perform the ceremony.
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:00 AM
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12. HT, you're a sicko for that.
Really. Sicko. Sicko. :o
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:03 AM
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13. Well I sure don't.
:P
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 04:18 AM
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14. You were warned....



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