new to DU, have some constructive criticism for you liberals.

[k_jerome]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[KitchenWitch]

1. I blame Crazy Guggenheim and LSK for this

Teaching the n00bs bad behavior!

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

22. Oh please!

We blame LSK and CG? What about you KW? Is this the pot calling the kettle black?



Khash, white as the driven snow.

[KitchenWitch]

28. The emphasis is on "driven"

:rofl:

[LSK]

27. i was sleeping at this time, i swear!!!

[RevCheesehead]

2. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

So, I'll just say "welcome to DU - you've already made yourself at home."
:rofl::cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Welcome to DU

I like the cut of your jib.

[Omphaloskepsis]

4. jesus fucking christ.

I'm just going to scream.

[NMMNG]

5. Dear k jerome

First of all, let me give you another welcome to DU.

Second, don't tell that joke again!

[bridgit]

6. .

.

[southlandshari]

7. LOL - as I was opening this

I was thinking, "Well this is a bold little troll....or it's gonna be that f---ing brazillion joke again..."

Very clever!

:toast:

[madinmaryland]

8. Welcome to DU!!!!

:grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr: :grr:

You got me to look!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[RetroLounge]

9. Oh, man, you suck!

and you fit in perfectly!

Welcome to DU!

:spank:

RL

[Patiod]

10. Yay K_jerome!

You made us look!

Welcome to DU :hi:

I love you because you caused the anti-brazilians pain!!!

[swag]

11. Kicked and Recommended!

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Shit yeah!

[DS1]

12. I call sock-puppet

and if not, Bravo Sir, Bravo.

[BikeWriter]

14. .

[ET Awful]

15. Well-played!!!!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

16. Well, you may be new, but you sure figured out the Lounge

Spirit quickly, didn't you?

Helluva a lot faster than I did. You'll fit right in here.

Redstone

[achtung_circus]

17. OOh, OOhhh!!!1111

LET ME GUESS.

3 Men in a Boat
(to say nothing of the dog).

Do I win.


BTW Welcome.

[merh]

18. Best post of a n00b for the year 2005!

Congratulation & Welcome! :applause: :applause: :applause: :hug:


:hi:

[rug]

19. Tombstone the bastard!

[k_jerome]

20. thanks for the welcomes

sorry for the bad joke.

have you guys heard it before?

[kmla]

26. Have we heard that joke before????

*rubs chin in a thoughtful manner*

Were you just referring to today?




You'll fit in here in the lounge just fine.

Putz.

;-)

Welcome to DU!

[Call Me Wesley]

21. Alerted!

Welcome to DU! :toast:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

23. 29 fucking posts and already corrupted. nominated.

[XemaSab]

24. Kicked and Recommended!!!!!

:yourock:

[caty]

25. I was going to welcome you to DU----

but after that old, lame, overdone brazillion joke, I changed my mind.


Opp!!! I changed my mind again............Welcome to DU!

[Robeson]

29. You are like, soooo, yesterday.....

[Lochloosa]

30. Ok...got me. I was ready with the flame thrower.

:toast: welcome to DU. Just watch out for the witch.

[KitchenWitch]

32. Hey, hey, I am a nice witch!

:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

31. i. can. not. believe. you. did. that.

:spank: :spank:

[ComerPerro]

33. LOL

[XemaSab]

34. OMG!!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!!111

This is HUGH!!!!1!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!1

[RoyGBiv]

35. I think my head just exploded ...

But that was friggin' brilliant.

Welcome to DU!!!

:hi:

[northofdenali]

36. Welcome to DU, k_

What are you smoking? Can you email me some?

Just emailed your post to my mom - a true yellow dog Dem, even at almost 90!

:rofl: